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my favorite necklace got tangled into a nasty knot and i'm literally inconsolable about it
#i've been trying my best to fix it all evening but i can't get it#i called a jewelry shop nearby and they said they can try and fix it for me so i think i'm gonna go tmrw#if they can't fix the knot maybe they can at least take the charms off and help me get a new chain ?#hopefully...i'm literally so sad there are no words#idk it's silly to get worked up over something so small and it's not even like a super fancy and nice necklace#but it was the first piece of jewelry i bought for myself when i decided i wanna start dressing nicer#and it's the one i wear most days#and i always get compliments on it#and it's just kinda become like a security blanket to me#i feel so lost without her...#i could wait till next week to get it fixed and that'd save me a trip but#i was planning on wearing it my first day of work cause..like i said..security blanket..#idk. i'm sad :(#i don;t even care how much it's gonna cost to fix it i just need my necklace back#i guess. i can go see if they have my book yet afterwards..maybe they'll even have some halloween stuff up already idk..#get a coffee...that'll cheer me up...#maybe i'll dress up a little tmrw it's not supposed to be too terribly hot and getting dressed up always cheers me up#sigh.............#snow.txt
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hiiii, i hope your friday is going well lovely 💞💞 :) how has your week been?💕
i’m currently stuck at work and it’s beeeeeen quite the day already, but you always cheer me up so i have a random question :p
i’m thinking about the scene when dean tried cafe con leche in the midnight espresso-verse (also i’m a barista loll🥲), and he was pleasantly surprised, so it has me wondering;
if they were to get something besides plain coffee, what do you think dean/ben/beau/russell would like to drink if they ordered at a coffee shop?
i always love to hear any and all your thoughts 🙂↕️🤍
Hello my lovely! 💞💞 I actually am in recovery this week after having a surgical procedure yesterday, so I'm finally getting a chance to catch up on my TBR reading and the shows I've had on my watchlist. 🤪
Ooh introducing Dean to Cuban espresso was the scene that inspired that whole fic of Midnight Espresso, and ultimately turned it into a whole series of Dean x plus-sized Latina fun!! lol
This is such a fun question though!! You as a barista probably know way more about coffee than I do, but here's my take on these guys' orders...

HEADCANON: What Dean Winchester, Beau Arlen, Soldier Boy (Ben), and Russell Shaw would order at a coffee shop. ☕
Dean Winchester
Why, an espresso of course! 🤎
Cram that little cup full of sugar, and you've got Dean hooked on a heavy-hitter fix that'll keep him up during long research sessions. (It also gives you the opportunity to distract him from said research, give him a taste of another steamy fix. 😘❤️🔥)
Beau Arlen

Ooh I feel like he'd protest at first and claim to solely drink Americanos, but he's a basic latte guy.
Hit him with some caramel or hazelnut, and he's happy. But you could also hook him into being a little adventurous with a pistachio or "brown sugar" latte lol. Like most things, Beau is willing to try almost anything once. 😉
Soldier Boy (Ben)
So he's definitely going to be thrown by all the modern selections of coffee. (i.e. "What the fuck is oatmilk?") And how the hell can you get milk out of cashews and almonds?
All the health crazes, "drip" coffee, and milk alternatives are definitely going over his head, or he's mocking them. ("Save that pussy drink for Hughie." 💀)
But one thing he might go for, other than a black coffee, is a nice cold brew, hold off on too much foam -- can't be getting the milkstache, now can he? But he'll like it even better if you make it "Irish." 💚
Russell Shaw

Last but certainly not least, we have Russell! I don't think he's picky about his coffee, considering he probably drinks a lot of free motel coffee. lol
But! I think he'd appreciate a nice flat white at a proper café. It's more robust than a normal cappuccino and less milk, so he'd argue that he's getting more "bang for his buck." 😂
AN: @wvffles Hope you liked this little headcanon, friend, and that it cheers you up! I LOVE me some coffee, so this question with the guys was really fun to contemplate. 😘☕

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buff guy
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ʚ Part 8 ɞ
❥ CW: chubby fem reader x buff guy, fluff, picnic date, kissing
❥ A/N: happy belated Valentine's day! If you didn't have a good day, maybe Guy can cheer you up :3
"Where would you like to go this weekend?" he asks, leaning against the coffee bar as you make his drink. You hum in thought.
"I dunno. Where do you wanna go?"
"I don't know. I'll go wherever you want to go." You roll your eyes, but you still smile.
"Well, then it seems like we've got a predicament."
"Seems so."
You huff, sliding his finished drink to him and leaning against the counter across from him. You're smiling at each other, searching each others' faces.
"Move along, Romeo," your coworker says. "We got a line."
"Okay," he sighs, leaning further across the counter to kiss you quickly. "Text me where you wanna go and I'll make it happen."
"I'll think about it," you reply, sticking out your tongue at him. He smiles, grabbing his drink and leaving the coffee shop. You return to work, finishing the rush before standing around with your coworker.
"Do you have any date ideas?" you ask her. She hums, looking up at the ceiling.
"Don't know. Movies and dinner are always good."
"Yeah, but we've already done that a couple times."
She hums again, swaying side to side.
"You could go on a hike, spend some time outdoors. Oh! Maybe a picnic? Now that's romantic."
You nod slowly, imagining it.
"Yeah... that would be nice..."
You propose the idea to Guy that evening over the phone.
"That sounds nice," he tells you. "I'd love to go on a picnic with you."
"You would?" you ask, soft and sweet.
"Of course. Any time spent with you is time well spent."
"You're a sweetie."
"Only to you."
You roll over in bed, snuggling into your sheets.
"I can pack the food and whatnot."
"At least let me pay."
"No. You pay for everything. Let me do stuff for once." He grunts unhappily.
"You're stubborn."
"Don't act like you don't like it." He sighs.
"I do. I like a strong-willed woman."
You giggle, and you imagine him smiling at you.
"What time should I pick you up then?" You hum.
"How about you come by at eleven thirty? That'll give me time to pack everything."
"I feel like you're doing everything and that makes me feel bad."
"But I wanna do this. You already pay for all the dates. This is me returning the favor." You hear him sigh.
"I understand, but it still bothers me. Please let me do something." You roll your eyes.
"How about you get us a nice wine for our picnic?"
"What about dessert?"
"I can handle it." He sighs again.
"Stubborn."
"You literally just said that you liked it," you giggle, and he laughs with you. "Oh, and dress up nice. Wear something that gives off cottagecore vibes."
"'Cottagecore'?"
"Look it up and you'll understand."
"Why should I dress up like that?"
"So we can match and be cute together, duh!"
"You want to match with me?" His voice is soft, hopeful.
"Of course I do! It'll be fun if we wear cute outfits together."
"I'll do it, then. I want to make you happy."
Saturday arrives and you're getting dressed. You choose a bustier sundress you've had for a few seasons, with puffy sleeves and a sweetheart neckline, riddled in a floral pattern. Your makeup is light, cute, gentle. You spray yourself in your favorite perfume before heading to the kitchen. It's there that you pack your picnic basket. It came as a set with dishes, glasses, and silverware, as well as a red and white gingham blanket to sit on. You close it, smiling when the basket is shut with ease.
Right on cue, a knock is at your door.
"Coming!" you call, putting on your sun hat, slipping into your white sandals and grabbing your picnic basket before heading to the door. You open the door, smiling when you see Guy standing there.
He's handsome, very handsome, wearing a rural styled outfit including tan pants and a cream button-up shirt. He turns to face you, eyes going wide, but he doesn't say anything.
"How do I look?" you ask, a bit unsure but still striking a pose. His hand goes to his chest, pressing into his sternum.
"You look stunning," he mutters, as if he's breathless. You feel your cheeks warm as you smile, looking down at the ground.
"You think so? I tried my best to look cute."
"You're more than cute. You're..." His eyes glaze over your body, reaching your face once more. "You're breathtaking."
You touch your cheek, trying to cool yourself down.
"You're so sweet."
"I mean every word, dear." He scratches at his chest before clearing his throat, taking a step forward. "May I give you a kiss?"
"On the lips?" He nods. "Of course."
He leans down to kiss you, pressing his lips against you gently. You kiss for a few moments before you pull away, much to his dismay. You smile shyly.
"We should go." He takes a deep breath, taking a step back.
"You're right. Let me take that for you."
You hand him the picnic basket, and his eyes widen when he grabs it.
"This is pretty heavy; you're strong. What all did you pack?"
"You'll see!" You push against his shoulder. "C'mon, let's go! I want you to see the arboretum!"
"Okay, okay." He grabs your hand tenderly, letting you close your door before he pulls you along to his car. He opens the car door for you, putting the picnic basket in the back seat. Once he's in the car with you, he drives off.
You give him directions to the arboretum, and once you arrive, he parks at the entrance. He opens your door for you, getting the picnic basket and a cooler from the back. You take his hand and guide him through the landscape, pointing out the pond, the butterfly house, and the nature center. The two of you take a paved path through the area before you find a tree that you love, tugging him along into the grass so you can nestle down for lunch. He helps you set up the blanket, putting stakes in the corners to keep it in place. You finally sit down together and open the picnic basket.
"Okay, so I got excited and prepared a lot," you laugh, pulling out containers of food. "I made some caprese sandwiches, so it's got tomatoes and mozzarella and basil. I also made two salads, a cucumber salad and a Mexican street corn salad. I brought hummus and pretzels, because I love snacking on those, and I also brought some grapes. And last, but certainly not least, I made some homemade brownies with chocolate chips." You set all the food down in front of the two of you, looking at him hopefully. He's staring at everything you've prepared, his mouth open slightly. Eventually, he looks at you, awestruck.
"I love you." You curl into yourself shyly, twiddling your fingers. "You don't have to say it back."
"I know," you reply. "I appreciate you telling me how you feel."
"Of course. I want you to know how much you mean to me."
"Well, thank you."
He leans in towards you, pressing a kiss against your cheek. You tuck your chin into your chest, smiling, happy. When he pulls away, you tap his arm.
"C'mon. Let's eat and chat."
You pull out the plates and silverware, distributing food onto each plate as he pulls the wine from the cooler. He pours two glasses, handing one to you and taking the plate you made for him.
"Bon appétit," he says, holding his glass up to you. You tap your glass against his, taking a sip and humming.
"Oh, that's good," you say when you pull it away.
"I'm glad you like it. I was worried you wouldn't like it."
"No, I do! You made a good choice."
"Thank you."
You finally dig into your food, and you giggle when Guy takes his first bite.
"Oh my god," he mumbles, taking another bite of something else, tossing his head back, savoring each bite. "Y/N, this is so good."
"I'm glad you like it! I was trying everything last night and hoping you would like it today."
"I could eat all of this by myself; that's how good it is." You smile at him.
"You flatter me."
"I don't flatter you nearly enough." You chew your food, shimmying a little closer so that you were next to him.
"I wanna know more about you," you say, finishing your cucumber salad.
"What would you like to know?"
"Well, how's your relationship with your parents? What was your life like up until now?"
He chews for a moment, shoveling the last of the Mexican corn salad into his mouth before putting his plate back down.
"My childhood was pretty good at first. My dad is a lawyer and my mom stayed at home. My mom met my dad at law school, but she dropped out when she got pregnant with me. The beginning of my life was nice, but when I was in middle school, my mom was diagnosed with stage four breast cancer." You pause your eating, putting down your plate to listen. "She fought a good fight, but she ended up passing away. Then it was just me and my dad, and my dad was always busy with work so I mostly took care of myself."
"Oh, Guy. I'm so sorry." He puts his hand over yours.
"It's okay. I've made peace with it." He rubs your hand for a moment before pulling it away. "I went to college, got my business degree. Then I got some experience and eventually became the CEO at the company I work at now. I've been there for about four years. My relationship with my dad isn't the best. We call each other from time to time but we don't really visit. He has a new wife and kids that I've met probably once or twice. We're not very close." He looks up at you and sees you pouting, so he gives you a soft smile. "Don't feel bad for me. My life is good, really good after I met you. I'm happy."
"I still feel bad." You rub your hand over his forearm. "I'm sorry your mom passed away, and I'm sorry about your dad. He sounds like an ass." He laughs at that, loud and boisterous.
"Yeah, he kind of is. But it's whatever. I've got a lot going for me on my own, so I don't need him." He looks at you, his eyes gentle. "I think my mom would have liked you. I wish you could have met her."
"I wish I could have met her too."
He takes a deep breath, grabbing his plate again.
"Enough about me. I want to hear about you now."
You roll your eyes but begin to speak. You divulge information about your childhood, your troubles and triumphs, your path in life. Your tone shifts between somber and thoughtful to happy with remembrance. You continue to eat as you speak, giving him smiles every now and then. He listens intensely to every word, nodding as you speak, letting you know he's listening. By the time you're done, he's finished his plate and wine.
"Thank you for trusting me enough to tell me those things."
"Of course. You just told me about your life, so it's only fair that I tell you about mine." You point to his plate. "Would you like some more?"
"Yes, please."
You take his plate, filling it up again and handing it back to him. He thanks you, already digging in to his plate.
"So," you continue, leaning towards him, "let's get to the serious stuff." He slows his chewing and stares at you. You give him a serious look. "Are you a conservative?"
He barks out a laugh, covering his mouth and shaking his head.
"Hell no."
"Oh thank god," you breathe a sigh of relief. "I was so worried."
"What would make you think I was a conservative?"
"I don't know! I don't know a lot about you and so I started getting worried! But I'm glad you're not because if you were, we would have to break up."
"Agreed." He takes a bite of his second sandwich. "I'm assuming there's some follow up questions to that."
"Thoughts on people who are different from you?" He shrugs.
"I don't really care what other people do as long as they aren't hurting anybody. What people do with their own life is their business."
"Oh my god, you just keep getting better and better." He laughs.
"Well, I'm glad you like me more now."
"I like you a lot, Guy." He breathes deep, looking away.
"When you say stuff like that, I just fall for you even more."
"Awww, you're so cute!"
You finish your food, setting your plates down in the basket before sitting back next to each other.
"You wanna do something?"
"Like what?" he asks. You lean back on one hand, patting your lap.
"Lay your head down on my lap." His eyes go wide, eyebrows arched.
"Really? You'd let me?"
"Sure! I think it would be romantic."
He seems to be in disbelief, but he smiles, situating himself before laying back against your legs, sighing when his head meets your thighs.
"Your legs are the best pillow I've ever laid on." You giggle, reaching for the grapes and bringing them closer, holding one up to him.
"Would you like some?"
"Yes please." He opens his mouth to receive the grape, chewing it when you plop it in his mouth. He closes his eyes, smiling as he chews.
"I think I'm in heaven," he mutters, finally opening his eyes to look at you.
"You think so?" you ask, grabbing another grape and bringing it to his lips. He takes it between his teeth, careful of your fingers before pulling it away and nodding.
"This has to be heaven. Why else would an angel be feeding me grapes?" You laugh, tossing your head back.
"Oh, buddy, I'm far from an angel."
"To me, you are. You're perfect."
"I wish I was perfect. If I was, I'd be taller and skinnier."
"Don't say that." He grabs your hand, holding it to his chest. "I don't care what other people think. To me, you're the best thing in this world. I genuinely can't imagine anyone better."
Your heart is racing, your breath coming in slow and steady. Your fingers fiddle with his shirt and you clear your throat.
"How are you not roasting in that shirt? I'm so hot." He furrows his brow, confused, but then you unbutton the top buttons on his shirt, fanning it out to expose his chest. He rolls his eyes and smiles.
"If you wanted an excuse to see my chest, you could've just said so."
You blow a raspberry at him and he laughs, bringing your hand to his mouth and kissing your palm. You're romanced by the action, but you're embarrassed. So you grab his cheeks in one hand and squish them together, moving his head back and forth playfully.
"Noooo," he cries out half-heartedly, eventually chuckling and pulling your hand from his face. He keeps your hand close, kissing your fingertips, looking up at you lovingly. You feel butterflies in your stomach as you let him kiss you tenderly.
"Can I ask you something?" he asks.
"What is it?"
"Do you see a future with me?"
You hum, nodding.
"Yeah, I do. The more I learn about you, the more I like. I could definitely see a future with you, as long as you don't change suddenly or do something bad."
"What's something I could do that would be bad?" You look up at the tree above you, admiring the leaves while you think.
"If you cheat on me, or if you turn out to be a completely different person and you were lying to me the whole time. I would hate you forever if you did that."
"What kinds of exes did you have in the past that would make you worry about that?"
You shrug.
"Shitty ones. As long as you're not like them, you should be fine."
He hums, holding your hand with both of his, staring up at you.
"You're so beautiful, you know that?" You giggle.
"Well, I'm glad you think so."
"I'm just telling you the truth, Y/N. I'm not exaggerating or anything: I'm being honest."
"I know you are." Your free hand finds his head, scratching deep at his scalp. He leans into your touch, closing his eyes and smiling. "Little puppy..."
"Is that what you're into?" he asks, opening an eye to peek at you. You scoff.
"No, not for me. Are you into that?" He shrugs.
"I've tried it before and wasn't really into it."
"Oh, now you've gotten tell me the details." He laughs, sitting up with a soft grunt.
"It was fine, I mean, the woman I was with was okay. It just... she wanted me to put her in a cage and it just killed the mood for me."
You laugh a bit too loudly, holding your stomach and leaning into his shoulder.
"Oh my god, that's great. That's hilarious. Was it an actual dog crate or what?"
"Yeah, it was. She put fairy lights around it too."
You're both laughing now, leaning into each other, rocking back and forth. Your laughter dies down and you realize his hand is on the back of your neck, holding you close. You make eye contact with him, the two of you pausing before crashing your lips together. The kiss is sweet but hungry, anxious, as if you've been waiting for it all day. Your arms wrap around his neck and you sit up on your knees to reach him better. His arms move around your waist and he holds you close, lowering the two of you to the picnic blanket. You're still kissing, but now it's quick pecks on the lips, laughing at the silliness of it all.
You pull away, looking down at him. He's smiling, his eyes squinting up at you.
"You're the most wonderful thing that's ever happened to me," he admits, hands smoothing over your back.
"Oh yeah? The most wonderful thing?"
"Mm-hm." You giggle, shaking your head.
"You're crazy."
"Only for you."
You slip off of him but stay tucked into his side, letting his arm drape over your form. Your hat is discarded, your hair now a mess. You try soothing it but it doesn't seem to do much.
"I like seeing you like this," he says, nodding towards your hair. "You're always so picture perfect; it's nice to see you disheveled."
"Oooh, so you like seeing me disheveled, huh? Sounds like you're thinking about something particular." He smiles, looking away.
"I wasn't, but now I am."
"Naughty."
"You started it."
You rest there for a few minutes, enjoying the cool breeze as it flows over your bodies. The sun begins to move, peeking through the shade and hitting your forms. It warms you up just enough to be comfortable.
"This is really nice," you finally say, focusing on the birds chirping in the trees.
"It is. I wish I could stay with you like this forever." You hum in agreement, wiggling upwards to kiss him on the cheek. He turns his head and meets your lips with his, kissing you again. You share some chaste kisses before pulling away, staring at each other.
"What do you want to talk about?" you ask, propping yourself up with your elbow, looking down at him. He hums in thought.
"I'm not sure. What do you want to talk about?" You shrug, glancing over the landscape as you think.
"We talked about family and politics. Are you religious?" He shakes his head.
"Not really."
"Yeah, me neither." You hum as your finger twirls over his chest. "Do you want kids one day?"
"Hmm, maybe. Not for a while though."
"How many?" He thinks again.
"No more than three. I want our child to have siblings so they're not alone, but more than three is too much."
"Our kids? What makes you think that we're having kids together?"
He pouts, his expression turning solemn.
"You don't want to have kids with me?" You giggle at his sad tone, patting his chest. He rolls his eyes. "You gotta stop teasing me so much."
"You love it." You rest your head against his chest, taking a deep breath. "I don't know if I want to push out more than two kids though."
"Two would be fine, as long as you're okay with it. If you don't want to, we can always adopt."
"You want to adopt?"
"Yeah, I've always thought it sounded nice, giving a child in need a good home. I've always imagined adopting some older kids so they have a good home before they turn into adults."
"That's very noble of you." He shrugs.
"It's just something I've always wanted to do. Would you be interested in that?"
"Sure! Maybe not a lot at the same time though. Like if we have our own kids, maybe we could wait until they're grown-ups before we adopt other kids." He smiles.
"I like that plan."
Silence falls over you again. You listen to the wind pick up and shuffle the leaves in the trees. You glance at the skyline and see clouds approaching quickly.
"Uh-oh," you say, sitting up. "Looks like it's gonna rain."
Guy grunts, sitting up and pulling out his phone.
"Yeah, it says here that it's supposed to rain in the next hour or so." He puts his phone away and looks at you. "Would you like to go?"
"Yeah, I think so. I'd hate to get caught in the rain."
He nods, getting up with you. You pack all of your things and head back to the car, heading home.
"I had a really nice time with you today," you say when you reach your door.
"Yeah, this was really fun. Thank you for going out with me."
"Of course." You motion for him to come closer. He obliges, and when he is close enough, you get up on your tip-toes to kiss him. He sighs into you, hands finding your shoulders and squeezing as he deepens the kiss. You lick over his lip and he gasps, about to pull away, but you put your hands on both cheeks and keep him there. You lick over his lip again and he opens his mouth for you, letting your tongue move in and press against his. He moans softly into your mouth as your tongues swirl around each other. His hands smooth over your back and down to your waist, pulling you up against his body. His figure is firm and steady, keeping you supported as you make out with him.
After a few moments, he pulls away, despite you trying to hold him in place. He licks over his lips, clenching and unclenching his fists as he holds them above his head. You pout.
"You don't wanna kiss me no more?" you ask in a pitiful tone.
"It's not that," he replies, taking deep breaths as he rubs his hands over his face. "I don't want to lose control."
"You know," you begin, taking a step closer to him, encroaching on his space, "at some point, I'm gonna want you to lose control." He scoffs, looking away.
"You can't say things like that. I'll go crazy if you do."
You get a sneaky grin on your face, taking another step and bringing your face close to his. He won't look at you, staring off into the distance. You can tell he's holding himself back, which makes you giggle.
"You're silly," you whisper, giving a quick peck to his cheek. He huffs when you pull away, taking a couple steps back to give him some space again. "Some guys would jump at the chance to go to the next level."
"Yeah, well..." He looks at the ground, shuffling his foot. "I want to do things when you really love me."
"Oooh," you nod, nibbling your lower lip. You glance around, thinking. "Well... if things keep going well, it'll happen eventually."
"I don't want to force you to love me," he says, scratching his jaw, "but I don't want to be intimate with you if there's no love behind it."
"I understand." You reach out for him, and he hesitantly takes your hand. "Thank you for being honest with me about how you feel. I respect your decision."
"Thank you."
It's silent for a moment before you step closer.
"Can we keep kissing though?" He chuckles and nods.
"Yes. I can't give that up." You giggle, propping yourself up to kiss his cheek again. When you go back down, he kisses your forehead, smiling down at you. "Can I call you tonight?"
"I'd like that."
"Okay." He releases your hand, giving a small wave before he makes his way down the stairs and to his car.
As you go inside, you feel sad that you're returning to your empty apartment, wishing he was still with you.
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BSD & Their love languages <3
Warnings: A few mentions of characters pasts in passing but other than that this is pure fluff <3 not written well because i made this on a whim 20 minutes before i typically sleep
Characters: Akutagawa, Atsushi, Yosano, Dazai, Ranpo
A/N: I need a boyfriend like akutagawa 😒
Akutagawa
- Acts of service
He's constantly doing the tiniest little things for you that'll make your day just a little better; switching your clothes from the washer to the dryer for you, he'll cook you breakfast and make the coffee in the morning before you're even awake, he'll shut the blinds when he wakes up before you so you can sleep in longer, etcetera. He's not great with showing how he loves you through words and he's a bit afraid of physical touch so this is the best way for him to show you his love.
Atsushi
- Quality time
He wants to spend every second of every day with you no matter what you're doing. Going to the laundromat? He'll tag along! Forgot to get something at the store, well obviously he needs to come with. Besides that, he's always planning cutesy little dates at parks and inviting you over to his house just to sit on his bed in each other's presence while doing your own thing. Your presence just makes his life so much better and he wants to do everything with you.
Yosano
- Gift giving
We all know this girl LOVES shopping. You're coming with her on all her shopping trips of course so you'll see most of what she gets, but every once in awhile she'll slip a cute shirt or a pretty lip color into the cart while you're off looking at something else so she can surprise you when you two get home. Same goes with online shopping - even if she's not planning on buying anything and just scrolling through a shopping website for fun and she sees something she'll know you like, purchased immediately.
Dazai
(forgive me for the color I had no clue on what to use)
- Physical touch
It doesn't matter what you're doing, you can be reading a book on your couch or sitting at your desk at work, he'll come right over and drop his torso into your lap, laying over you while you pet his hair and he complains about how difficult his day today was. He never got a lot of affection as a kid so he's so happy to have you to fill that whole.
Ranpo
- Gift giving; but only with sweets.
Obviously this boy doesn't have too much money, he's not particularly attached to physical affection, he's too lazy to give you many acts of service - but what he can do? Leave a piece of candy on your desk eveytime you're upset, even if it's his favorite he'll give it to you to make you feel better. It's not.. the best way to help you, but he's trying and it genuinely does show his love (we all know how much his candy means to him.) and of course it cheers you up everytime you find a nice treat on your desk.
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Too hot to be true
Written for the @steddieholidaydrabbles, day 16
Prompt: Modern AU
Rated: T
CW: none
Tags: Modern AU; Podcaster!Eddie; Steve and Dustin are brothers; sexual tension

Eddie almost snorts his morning cereal through his nose when he checks his messages, because - yeah, right.
Eddie pls answer me, the message starts.
If that wasn’t enough, it is decorated with a veritable explosion of red exclamation marks.
As if that wasn't enough, the guy in the profile picture looks like he walked right out of a wet dream. Big, hazel eyes and a beaming smile under a shock of wet, windswept hair. He's leaning on a surfboard, tanned chest sprinkled with shiny droplets of water. Eddie absolutely wouldn't mind pushing him down into the sand, tracing those glorious pecs with sun-warmed lips - if he were real, that is.
"Nice try, big boy," he mumbles and hits the block button. "Can you believe how persistent these scammers are getting? I dunno what they think you earn making podcasts and vlogs for video game nerds, but- … sorry, did you say something?"
Chrissy scowls at him for a second longer, but then she shakes her head and sets down her coffee.
"Just asked when that kid will be here."
Eddie checks his phone. "Any minute now, the flight arrived an hour ago."
She picks up her bag and they walk into the hallway together.
"You really think it's a good idea? Him staying here?"
Eddie shrugs. "It's only for the con. And Dustin’s a cool kid. Way smarter than his age, and his podcast slaps. Maybe we can record an episode or two together, that would- … what?"
Chrissy still has this unhappy look on her face.
"Eds," she says. "He's a fifteen-year-old you met online. I'm surprised his parents allowed this."
Eddie laughs and holds out her coat. "Don't worry about it. His brother is chaperoning him, so it'll all be perfectly prudent. Dustin said he'd reach out, but somehow- oh, that'll be them."
If Chrissy was going to say anything else, it's lost under the sound of the doorbell. Eddie opens and is promptly tackled by a curly-haired blur in a baseball cap.
"Eddie!" Dustin cheers, "So cool to finally meet you in person, you won't believe what happened on the flight. That one guy…"
But Eddie doesn't hear what the guy on the flight did, hardly processes how Chrissy pushes past them, mumbling something about needing to catch her bus. He's too busy gaping at the guy standing in the apartment door. Because he saw him just a few minutes ago.
Granted, he's carrying a bulging suitcase instead of a surfboard, and he's wearing decidedly more clothes, but Eddie is pretty damn sure he'd know that ridiculously handsome face anywhere. Even though those pretty eyes are narrowed in an impressive deathglare now, and instead of a smile, those plush lips are twisted in a vicious scowl.
"Oh," Dustin says offhandedly, shouldering past Eddie and into the apartment as if he owns the place. "This is my brother Steve. I don't think you’ve talked?"
"No," the guy drawls, spearing Eddie with his gaze. "We haven't."
If Dustin notices the tension hanging in the air, he masterfully ignores it.
"Cool," he chirps. "Where do we sleep? I promised Mom I'd call once we're here."
"Chrissy's room," Eddie mumbles. The collar of his flannel is feeling too tight all of a sudden and when the fuck did it get so warm in here? "She's staying with her girlfriend over the weekend."
Dustin doesn't even wait for him to finish the sentence, just bustles down the hall and into Chrissy’s room. Eddie is left alone with the brother.
The very hot, very mad brother who's still leaning in the open doorway, looking at him as though he just kicked a kitten.
Well, shit.
"Sooo," Eddie tries. "Steve, is it? Would you like to come in?"
"Oh?" Steve’s eyebrows climb all the way up to the roots of his hair - neither wet nor windswept, but so absurdly floofy Eddie wants to bury his fingers in it and yank. "Can I? You're not gonna, like… block me on sight?"
Eddie winces, even as his stupid, smart-ass mouth answers. "Don't think that's how it works in real life, dude."
Steve's scowl deepens. Eddie wants to simultaneously cringe away and throw himself at him. It's a very weird feeling, to say the least.
"I dunno. I've been trying to contact you through every available platform for days, and you've been doing a pretty impressive job of it."
"Yeah, sorry about that," Eddie blurts. "In my defense, I thought you were a scammer."
The annoyance on Steve’s face is joined by confusion. He cocks his head. It makes him look like an upset puppy.
"A scammer?"
Eddie nods, brain-to-mouth filter rapidly eroding. "Or a pornbot. Real users usually aren't that hot."
Steve opens his mouth. Lets out a strangled sort of croak. Shuts it again. A blush is rapidly creeping out of his shirt collar, pink and pretty.
"Told you," Dustin hollers from stage left. "Not a good profile pic."
"Shut up, dipshit," Steve retaliates and finally pushes into the apartment. Eddie's grin drops off his face as the suitcase is pressed into his hands and he sags under the weight.
"C'mon."
Steve, already half on his way to the kitchen, turns, and Eddie is treated to a smile. It's just a ghost of the one from the profile picture - which is probably just as well, because if Steve unleashed the real thing on him here and now, he might as well go blind.
"I got up in the middle of the night to catch that flight. You can fix me a coffee, and then you're gonna unblock me. If you're nice, I'll maybe let you follow me back."
Eddie gulps as he trails after him into the apartment. It's gonna be an awkward weekend.
All my holiday drabbles
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The Handsome Barista
-Bang Chan X m!reader
-Fluff
-for my Bang Chan fanboys
-or the girls who r into reading bxb!
It was a Rainy day, no sun in sight at all. Y/n had just gotten out of work when he had realized that it was raining. It was very unlucky because he didn't have an umbrella. It was supposed to be sunny all day, but unfortunately ,the weather reports weren't always correct.
The brunette was especially unlucky because he had taken a taxi. The only reason that taking a taxi made matters worse was because almost every taxi around was being used. The boy let out a soft groan as he ran out of his companies building. He was already soaked ,and he had just gotten outside. "F*ck the luck I have." He muttered
The boy had then moved to the side walk letting out a soft huff. He was trying to think of what to do when he saw a small coffee shop ahead. That caused Y/n to blink a few times. "Coffee wouldn't hurt after a long day, would it?" He asked himself as he just smiled. "It also might be a better place to think without getting soaked. Maybe a taxi will show up." He told himself.
After a little bit of convincing himself the boy made his way towards the coffee shop. It seemed like a nice place to stop by. As he opened the door, the smell of coffee hit him like a truck. It smelled delicious. Y/N was honestly a sucker for coffee. If he ever had a bad day he'd always find himself drinking coffee to soothe himself. Oddly enough, coffee was supposed to make you have more energy but it did the opposite for Y/N.
"Welcome in." A soft yet deep voice said. Y/N didn't say much just bowing his head a bit as he walked further in. Y/N just walked up to the counter, finally shifting his eyes from the ground to the person. When he looked up, he couldn't help but let out a soft sound. The man in front of him was incredibly handsome. Y/N was totally starstruck.
The man in front of him had such flawless skin and the most uniquely welcoming eyes. He had such a unique nose, and the most perfect heart shaped lips. The way his brown hair was done made Y/N's heart skip a beat. He was absolutely stunning.
Y/N was immediately pulled out of his small trance as he head the man in front of him speak. "What can I get for you?" The handsome boy asked him. "Ah can I get an Expresso, please?" He asked. The barista looked at him and nodded his soft pink lips curving into a smile. "Yes, of course. Name?" He said. "Ah, it's Y/N." The boy said. As he said that Y/N couldn't help but let his eyes move to the small name tag on the baristas apron that read
'Chan'
Chan then smiled and nodded. "That's a nice name." He told him. "I'll have it right out for you, Y/N." He added. "That'll be 4000 won." He spoke softly. Y/N just nodded, simply paying for the coffee. He didn't say much more, though and just walked to a quiet space in the shop near a window.
He had let out a soft breath as he looked at the rain, still pouring, possibly even harder than before. Soon he pulled his phone out of his pocket. He was just scrolling through his Instagram, not looking for really anything specific. Soon enough, he heard a cup being placed on the table.
"Thank you." Y/N said softly, not looking up to see who it was. Soon he heard the person walk away, and he finally looked up. He slowly put his phone down and just took the cup, taking a second to smell the coffee. Y/N couldn't help but let out a soft sigh as he just took a sip of the coffee.
When he did Y/N being as clumsy as he was, spilled a bit. He groaned softly. "Aish, seriously?" He whined to himself as he just moved to grab the napkin that the coffee had been set on. Before he could clean the mess, he saw something was written on it. The boy let out a soft sound in confusion.
What the hell?
Y/N then just moved to pick up the napkin so he could read what was written on it. He let out a soft breath as he read it.
'Hey cutie,
You seemed a bit down so
(Phone number) call me sometime maybe it'll cheer you up.'
-C
As Y/N read that, his heart raced, and his thoughts immediately went to the handsome barista. He couldn't help but smile to himself as he just moved to drink his coffee. The small note definitely cheered him up quite a bit. The rain had made him upset, but now he wasn't so upset.
It was all thanks to a handsome barista. Soon enough he cleaned up his small mess and finished his coffee. Before he had finished his coffee, he had called a friend to pick him up. It didn't take long before he was picked up.
Soon enough, he was in the comfort of his home. It had been hours since he was at the coffee shop, but his mind was on the handsome brown haired barista. He really couldn't do anything to get his mind off of the barista named Chan.
He had been pondering if he should call him or text him. He was nervous. He didn't even know the guy, and he was nervous! All he could think was that he needed to get a grip and stop freaking out. Y/N wasn't one to usually get numbers given to. He always kept low, but he felt as if this time it was different. So he did what he had to do and grabbed his phone.
Instead of sending a text like a normal person would, he decided to call. It was better to face it head on than to hide behind a text. His heart was racing as he heard the phone ring and he was honestly convinced nobody would answer until he heard a voice from the other side. "Hello?"
As soon as Y/N heard that voice he recognized it. Of course he already knew it was the handsome barista but he had a bit of doubts. "Ah hi. It's Y/N." He said simply. His heart felt like it was in his throat. Soon, he heard a small laugh through the phone. "So you did take my number then?" He asked.
"W-was I not supposed to?" Y/N asked a hint of confusion in his voice. "No, that's not what I meant. I didn't think you'd actually take it." Chan explained. "Well, I did." Y/N said. "So I'm assuming that's a good thing." Y/N added, causing Chan to laugh.
Soon enough, a few minutes turned into a few hours, and it was already 1am. Y/N let out a soft yawn over the phone. He hadn't realized how long he had been taking to Chan for. It had already been a while. "Well, I guess it's time to say bye." Chan said sweetly. "Ah, really? Already?" Y/N asked.
"It's already late, and if you miss me, you have my number, or stop by the coffee shop whenever you'd like." Chan said softly. "Ah, I will definitely be doing that. The coffee is amazing there." Y/N said, slightly teasing Chan as if he'd only go for the coffee. "Of course, the coffee is amazing I make it all!" Chan hissed.
That just caused Y/N to laugh. "Well, alright then. Goodnight, Chan." He said softly. "Goodnight, Y/N sweet dreams." Chan replied then the call ended.
<3
It had already been a few weeks and Y/N had kept his promise. Almost every morning and afternoon, he stopped by the coffee shop for the coffee. Of course, not just the coffee, but to also see Chan. They had gotten close over the past few weeks.
As soon as Y/N walked into the coffee shop he heard a voice call him out. "Y/N, here." It was Chan. Y/N walked up to the counter and saw a cup of coffee placed directly in front of him, causing him to laugh. "So you know when to expect me now?" The boy asked. Chan nodded and smiled sweetly. "Of course I do." He told him. "Alright, well, where do I pay?" Y/N asked.
"You don't need to. It's on the house." Chan said. Y/N laughed and tilted his head to the side. "Are you sure?" He asked. Chan just nodded. "I'm sure now go drink your coffee." He told him, to which Y/N responded with a nod.
<3
It was a rainy morning, and Y/N was sitting at a table, watching the rain fall from the window in front of him. He let out a soft breath as he scrolled through his phone, again nothing specific to search for on him mind, when a cup was placed down in front of him.
Y/N then looked up and saw a brown haired boy. Gosh, was he pretty. "Hey, Cutie." The soft voice said. "Oh, hush it, Channie." Y/N said as Chan moved to sit down in front of him, taking a sip of his coffee.
"What? You're my cutie." Chan said as he smiled at him. Y/N rolled his eyes at the male as he took a sip from his coffee. "Oh, whatever." He said with a soft groan. "Oh, come on, cheer up, cutie." Chan said teasingly.
"No, nothing you say or do will make me cheer up!" Y/N said. Chan laughed as he heard Y/N speak. Chan didn't say much, though, as he moved to lean closer to Y/N, connecting their lips into a gentle kiss. Soon, Chan then pulled away. "Did that cheer you up, cutie?" He asked. "Most definitely." Y/N said.
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Shit For Brains
( Re8!Chris Redfield x gn!reader || late night calls with your husband || link to pt 2 )



Chris, absolutely dreaded phone calls. The BSAA captain was haunted by the sounds of ringing landlines. To him, they meant (usually) bad news. The news of someone taken too early in life, the news of another life-risking mission in order to save the world, for God knows how long.
But it was different for you.
The man was usually reserved, stoic, not speaking unless it was necessary. Constantly in work mode, Chris found it hard to really be himself around his team members, despite how long he's been with them. Constantly, he was stubbornly caring, worrying for everyone's safety.
Everyone except himself. More or less, he was hard-headed, heart where his brain should be. Chris cared too much.
You made him feel soft.
A thing he couldn't really wrap his head around.
He still doesn't get what he did to deserve such a sweet thing like you.
His eyes flutter open slightly, and the sounds of the phone next to his makeshift bed fill his ears. The dread in his heart already sets in. He palms blindly to his left for the phone to stop its wailing from waking up the entire base in the dead of night.
He lazily grips onto the handset of the phone, pressing the speaker to his ear gently. Not even bothering to sit up to take this call, Chris had no idea who was on the other side of the line. Being the worrywart he was, his brain conjured up many, much worse and worse thoughts of what could go wrong.
He had no idea you were on the other side of that line.
"Chris Redfield speaking." He says, voice stern with a hint of tiredness behind it, still not knowing it was you he kept up his professional stoic front.
"Chris?" You repeat, sounding slightly less tired than he was. His side of the line went quiet. For a brief moment, he spent the time registering in your voice again. "....(Y/n)?" He says back, the sternness in his voice softens, he holds onto the phone loosely, laying his weight down fully onto the bed he shifts around comfortably.
His stoic front dissolves, fizzling away as he hears your voice. You always spoke so softly with him, and Chris leans his ear into the phone. He wanted to be close. To hear your voice.
The conversation between you two eventually leads to Chris asking you if he was a good person. He didn't feel like one. To be honest, he felt like shit.
He just needed to hear you say he was a good person. You're all that mattered to him.
“Course, you're a good person. You've saved so many people! Why are you questioning that?” you ask, somewhat concerned for him. Scratch that, *very* concerned when he doesn't reply right away.
Chris goes quiet again, his eyes tracing along the lines on his ceiling. “I don't know- I just wanted to make sure.” He replies, lying through his teeth. He didn't want to make you worry. How ironic. The worrywart doesn't want others to worry for him.
“I think the coffee I had today is messing with my head…” He sighs, though you can't see him, you know he's clutching his forehead in his palm, as if that'll do anything to reverse the effects of the coffee he had earlier. “Coffee? Did one of the rookies make it this time?” You ask, jokingly, trying your best to cheer him up.
“Yes. They did. All of them, actually.” He was starting to feel better now, realizing how thoughtful his rookies were to pitch in and make coffee the way he liked it. “Aww! Did they make it my way?” You coo, smiling through the phone. Chris could imagine it, you fawning over how much his rookies looked up to him. He wanted nothing else in the world but to be home with you.
“They..they tried.” He chuckles, softening up to you like he always did. “I thought someone broke into base, but they were all just up early trying to make me a nice cup of coffee to wake up to.” He tells you, another chuckle coming from his chest. “I thought someone broke in! Rookies these days…” He trails off sighing, and Chris can feel himself smiling softly. The corners of his wrinkles pointing up, the creases of his eyes folding like fleece.
“Aw…” you say again, leaning into your phone to hear what he's saying. “At least they tried!” You add, finding the situation endearing. “At least they tried.” Chris repeats in agreement. His eyes wander to the clock near his bedside table, “It's almost time for me to get up…Honey, I'll call you later.” He sounds a bit sad. He didn't want to leave the call, but he had to.
“Video call, okay?” You sounded sad too, Chris could tell. “Promise.” He affirms softly. You both say your goodbyes, Chris bidding you goodnight and you bidding him good morning.
“I love you, honey. Goodnight.”
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This is basically journaling at this point, right? Monday!
I'm trying a new exercise program that meets remotely and just seems to be full of cheerful and kind people - today was strength training for arms, shoulders, and upper back, and it was a really fun hour! Actually worth waking up an hour early for, which is a good sign... so I decide to sign up for the next five weeks or so. Class is an hour long and five days a week, which is a huge commitment, but it's easier to find time in the morning and they have three separate class times to choose from each day, so it doesn't keep me from sleeping in a bit when I don't have to be on campus. The focus really seems to be on strength, flexibility, and just moving a lot, and the class size is small enough that I feel like my form will be corrected if I ever get myself in trouble. Should be fun!
Then, e-mail! My potential postdoc found an error in our application that has a deadline two days from now, and another project needs some paperwork from me... I get a little overwhelmed, so I close my laptop and enjoy my coffee. Better just to go in to work and figure this out there. I do a little schedule-swapping when I realize I've double-booked myself over the Thursday lunch hour and opt to take the faculty candidate that day out for dinner instead of lunch (which I thought I was doing anyway? I got real confused).
Class time goes really well - I noticed students glazing over on Friday when going through my lecture (it's an entire lecture dedicated to deriving a single equation - it's very, very dry but necessary to understand the entire second half of the course), so I pivoted to something a little more fun and left the tough stuff for today. I spent a lot of time letting them work in small groups on chunks of the equation and gain a little ownership of the derivation that way, which seems to have been the way to go - we're a little behind schedule, but students are doing great. I also had a student point out that I had class scheduled for Monday, but it's a long weekend holiday. Whoops! There's luckily a lot of leeway baked into this course, so it'll be an easy fix, but I'm not used to running this far behind! I'll extend the deadline for the next homework as well.
Lunch and e-mail and grading, oh my! There is a very dramatic battle going on in this highly specialized work listserv I follow (a very cruel and unlikable person in the field has finally drawn enough ire that it's become a pile-on of dozens of people telling him exactly what they think of him), which makes for entertaining lunchtime reading. The stressful e-mails kind of resolve themselves: the missing document for my postdoc is one that I actually have the authority to write, and only takes about 20 minutes once I sit down to do it. The other paperwork doesn't even apply to me, as it turns out! Phew. I grade my students' next assignment, which is great as always.
Awesome meeting with my MSc student - for the first time, he tells me he's actively planning on staying for the PhD unless an absolute dream job pops up in the next three months or so. I rejoice, tell him he'll do great, and suggest he chat with my nearly-finished PhD student, who did three separate paid internships over his PhD to get a sampling of academic, private-sector, and public-sector jobs. He's really excited at that best-of-both-worlds prospect. He's also stunned when I tell him that his first paper draft is sufficiently rigorous to get him credit for a Master's en route to his PhD - I think he was expecting to have to write a full separate thesis, but our department recently switched so that students continuing on to the PhD just have to do a brief check-in and showcase one publication-quality work as a qualifying exam (alongside a 2-hr exam/conversation with their committee). He's getting his account set up for the supercomputer and I put him on to a textbook (basically a Jupyter notebook collection) about some advanced stats methods that'll serve him well - I need to go through the textbook myself!
Next up: my PhD student's weekly meeting! As I type this, he's fifteen minutes late (not super unusual - he's very hard to get out of a flow state when coding or writing, so he's not always great about letting me know when he's running late or can't make a meeting, and honestly I don't mind much since it just means I have a free hour to work on stuff; after almost six years working with this student, I know he will get the work done even if it means rescheduling the odd meeting), but I really want him to come in today so I can ask about his postdoc interview last week. I ping him on Slack. He reminds me that he told me he'd be out of town today. Whoops. It's me, I'm the problem. I ask him about the interview anyway. He says it went great and to let him know if they check his references, since that will probably mean a yes. I would be SO excited for him for all sorts of reasons related to his future career... and also because he'd get to move to Hawaii for a couple years!
Last meeting of the day! My undergrad senior research assistant is back at it with some really cool events for our high-latitude lightning project. We spend most of the time geeking out over storms in Iceland last week, then move on to talking about the project she's going to present at the undergraduate research symposium!
All day I've had a terrible feeling I forgot to write a letter for someone last week, but searches of my inbox turn up nothing except letters successfully written last month. ???? AND THEN IT HITS: my first-year Master's student wants to attend a summer school learning about new data coming in that she'll likely be using for her project. I offered to write her a letter of recommendation and completely forgot about it! Luckily it turns out not to be due until this Friday. I quickly write that up so I don't forget again, then send it to her co-advisor to get his sign-off on it (I'm the one who offered to write this letter because he's the one paying for the summer school out of his grants!).
Up later this week: TWO faculty interviews, two days each. Phew. Luckily, I'm not the one hosting this time around, and hopefully the weather will cooperate (last week was rough - I was in charge of the candidate's schedule and the university closed due to weather both mornings... and then the public schools all closed for the full day, effectively trapping all the parents in the department at home). I'm honestly most excited about going for lunch with tomorrow's faculty candidate... because we're going to my favorite hole-in-the-wall bahn mi spot near campus. And also for the science and stuff. I guess.
Stuff I gotta do this week: write comments on my MSc student's paper draft and finish my grant proposal!
Time to head home and do a different kind of prep! I'm vending at a two-day card show this weekend and I am SO EXCITED. I've nearly got all my cards into a spreadsheet, including the 1,000+ freebies I have to give out (the best thing is asking a kid their favorite Pokemon and pulling out three or four extremely pretty cards of that Pokemon for them to take home, but it's tough to do if stuff isn't organized properly). Also excited to look like a wizard the next time someone tells me they're looking for cards by a particular artist (fairly common!) - I've cataloged by artist as well. Finally I have found a hobby that sates my love of collecting silly things, my love of puns, and my love of spreadsheets.
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for @advlox, continued from here if you're feeling the muse, but also no pressure whatsoever, also hi! hi hi--
Blitz snorted when he read the return message, equally parts charmed and annoyed--but that was par for the course with Vox, he figured. He'd never met the guy, of course, but he'd sure as fuck seen him all over the damn place, on screen after screen. The guy really did ooze charisma, even when he was being ridiculous. It was impossible not to like him at least a little bit...
Not that the reply was actually from Vox. Why would it be? Absolutely sure of this, positive that any messages he sent would only ever make it to an intern or a new AI program, Blitz went and dug his phone out.
"Alright, fucker. You want to be all modern and shit? I got you," he muttered at his phone. Surely, the phone number wasn't real... so he might as well have fun with it. Cheerful as could be, Blitz typed up a proper electronic message:
>>Whatever you want to know, you can ask me in person. I've got an appointment at the firing range in Imp City at 4pm. Want to meet me there? We can do some shooting, then grab a coffee and like chat and shit. Unless that'll get you in trouble? Hanging out with an assassin might be a bad look for that shiny screen-and-image of yours. Wouldn't want someone to put a dent in you!
There! Perfect! Amused and very pleased with himself, Blitz sent the text, followed by one that included the address for IMP's post-office box, in case the intern he was chatting with was a liiiiiittle too cautious (and rightly so) to just go meeting a stranger at a gun range.
#advlox#i am so sorry Blitz doesn't believe it's him ghsdfjkgdf#and pls don't feel obligated to have Vox leave the tower#Blitz won't give up on him just bc he doesn't show#am not trying to godmod and make him go <3#charm and charmability#blitz is a little oblivious but xD he is enthusiastic at least
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Soulmate au! Time😆���
Jason Vorhees X Reader
Time soulmark: where there is a timer on your wrist that shows when you meet your soulmate face to face. Once they meet their timer goes to 00:00:00 and will sting a bit.
Plot: the reader and a few of their friends decided to be counselors for Camp Crystal lake. And although it’s supposed to gain some money, readers friends doesn’t seem to take it seriously though.
One day one of the readers friends got on their nerves so she decides to walk in the forest by themselves, while walking they didn’t seem to see where they were going because they soon bump into a tall guy, that guy is Jason, and also is their soulmate.
Awww my baby getting love finally <3
❝time seemed to stop when I met you❞
✭ pairing : Jason vorhees x reader
✭ fandom : slashers
✭ summary : you thought camp this year was going to be the same as all the other years but it seems it won’t be
✭ slashers masterlist



The mid-morning sun streamed through the windows of (Y/N)'s cozy apartment, casting warm patterns across the floor. (Y/N) sat at her kitchen table, sipping her coffee and browsing through her mail. Bills, advertisements, and then a peculiar envelope caught her eye. It was slightly worn, as if it had traveled a long distance, and it bore the emblem of a pristine lake surrounded by lush greenery.
With a mix of curiosity and excitement, she carefully tore open the envelope. Inside, neatly typed on creamy paper, were the words that would alter the course of her summer: an acceptance letter to be a camp counselor at Camp Crystal Lake.
Her heart raced as she read through the letter. Camp Crystal Lake had always been known for its picturesque landscapes and storied history. The idea of spending a summer surrounded by nature and working with children was certainly enticing.
Eager to share the news, (Y/N) picked up her phone and dialed her best friend's number. After a few rings, the call was answered.
"Hello?" a cheerful voice greeted her.
"Hey, it's me," (Y/N) said, her excitement evident in her tone.
"Oh, hey! What's got you all fired up this early?" her best friend replied.
"I just got a letter," (Y/N) exclaimed. "Guess what? I've been accepted as a camp counselor at Camp Crystal Lake!"
There was a pause on the other end of the line, and then a burst of enthusiasm. "No way! That's amazing! Congratulations!"
(Y/N)'s heart warmed at her friend's genuine excitement. "Thanks! I'm pretty excited about it too. But, you know, it's a big commitment. I'd be spending the whole summer there."
Her friend's voice was thoughtful. "True, but it sounds like a fantastic opportunity. You've always loved the outdoors and working with kids. Plus, Camp Crystal Lake is legendary. It's a chance of a lifetime."
(Y/N) nodded even though her friend couldn't see her. "You're right. It's just... It's a big step, and I'd be away for a while."
"Well, think about it this way," her friend suggested. "It's a chance for you to grow, experience something new, and create memories that'll last a lifetime. And I promise, I'll be here when you get back, ready to hear all about your adventures."
A smile tugged at the corners of (Y/N)'s lips. She was lucky to have such a supportive friend. "Thank you. I needed to hear that."
"You've got this," her friend encouraged. "And if you're worried about missing home, just remember that you'll have me and all your friends cheering you on."
Feeling a renewed sense of determination, (Y/N) took a deep breath. "You know what? I'm going to do it. I'm going to accept the offer and become a camp counselor at Camp Crystal Lake."
Her friend's excitement was palpable. "That's the spirit! I'm so proud of you. This is going to be an incredible adventure, (Y/N)."
As they continued to chat about the possibilities and plans for the summer ahead, (Y/N) felt a wave of excitement wash over her. She had taken the first step towards a new chapter in her life—one filled with adventure, growth, and the promise of unforgettable memories.
(Y/N) stood in the middle of her bedroom, surrounded by an array of clothes, camping gear, and essentials she'd need for the summer at Camp Crystal Lake. The excitement she felt was tinged with a touch of nervousness. This was a big step, a journey into the unknown, and she couldn't help but wonder what the upcoming weeks would bring.
She carefully folded her favorite hoodie and tucked it into her bag. Glancing around the room, she realized she had packed everything she needed, but there was something missing—an item of utmost importance. She walked over to her dresser and opened the top drawer, revealing a small, intricate mark on her wrist—the soul timer.
Running her fingers over the delicate design, she traced the numbers that were etched into her skin. The soul timer was a unique phenomenon in her world. It counted down the days until the moment she would meet her soulmate, the person destined to be her perfect match. It was a constant reminder that love was out there, waiting to be discovered.
Today, as (Y/N) touched the mark, the numbers were crystal clear: "1 day." Her heart fluttered with a mixture of excitement and curiosity. Could it be possible that her soulmate was somehow connected to this new chapter of her life at Camp Crystal Lake?
With a fond smile, she closed the drawer and shouldered her bag. The anticipation was building, and she was ready to embrace whatever lay ahead. Leaving her apartment behind, she headed to the bus station.
As the bus rumbled to life and started its journey, (Y/N) found a window seat and settled in. The scenery outside changed from cityscape to countryside as she gazed out at the passing landscape. Her thoughts wandered to the adventure awaiting her, the friends she would make, and the memories she would create.
During the journey, her fingers occasionally strayed to her soul timer. The numbers remained constant—1 day. It was a countdown to not only the day she would meet her soulmate but also a reminder that each day was a step closer to the unknown.
The hours slipped by, and eventually, the bus pulled up to the entrance of Camp Crystal Lake. A surge of excitement mixed with nervousness coursed through (Y/N) as she stepped off the bus and took in the picturesque surroundings. The air was filled with the crisp scent of pine, and the lake shimmered in the sunlight.
Camp counselors and campers bustled about, preparing for the summer's activities. With a deep breath, (Y/N) walked forward, ready to embrace the adventure that awaited her. As she moved among the lively atmosphere, her fingers brushed against her soul timer once more. The numbers were a constant reminder that change was in the air, and perhaps her soulmate was just around the corner.
As the day went on, (Y/N) settled into the rhythm of camp life. She met fellow counselors, learned the camp's routines, and felt a growing sense of belonging. But beneath it all, that one-day countdown remained in her thoughts.
In the evening, as the sun set over the lake, (Y/N) found a quiet spot to sit by herself. The sky was painted in hues of pink and orange, and a sense of calm settled over her. She closed her eyes and touched her soul timer once more, feeling the connection to her own destiny.
With a smile, she whispered to herself, "One day. Just one more day until our paths cross." And with that thought in her heart, she embraced the tranquility of the moment, ready to embark on a summer that held the promise of adventure, friendship, and the possibility of finding the one person who would make her soul timer's countdown truly worthwhile.
(Y/N) had spent the past few hours at Camp Crystal Lake trying to immerse herself in the counselor experience. She had met a few fellow counselors and had expected them to share her enthusiasm for the camp and its mission. However, it quickly became apparent that some of them were taking the opportunity rather lightly.
As she watched them goof around and neglect their duties, (Y/N) felt a growing sense of frustration. She believed in making a positive impact and taking her responsibilities seriously. Unable to contain her irritation, she decided to take a walk in the woods, hoping that the embrace of nature would help clear her mind.
The forest, lush and serene, seemed to welcome her with open arms. The rustling leaves and the gentle sound of a distant stream had a calming effect on her racing thoughts. Lost in her own world, she walked deeper into the woods, not noticing that she had strayed from the well-worn paths.
Suddenly, she collided with a solid figure, nearly stumbling backward. She looked up, expecting to find another counselor, but her heart lurched at the sight before her—a tall, imposing man wearing a hockey mask. Fear flickered in her eyes as her instincts kicked in, telling her that something was off about this encounter.
"Who are you?" she managed to stammer, her heart racing.
The man remained silent, his eyes hidden behind the mask, but there was an eerie intensity to his gaze that sent shivers down her spine. He didn't seem to be a camp counselor, not dressed like any of them. She took a step back, ready to make a hasty retreat, but something held her in place—a strange sensation that seemed to tingle in the air.
Then, a realization struck her—she couldn't hear the familiar ticking of her soul timer. Panic gnawed at the edges of her mind as she glanced at her wrist. The numbers on her soul timer, which had counted down for so long, were frozen at zero. It was as if time itself had come to a standstill.
Trepidation mixed with confusion as she looked at the man before her. His soul timer was also frozen, the numbers stuck at zero. She couldn't comprehend what was happening. Was he her soulmate? The man who had been elusive and unknown until this very moment?
"(Y/N)," she whispered to herself, her voice a mixture of awe and disbelief. The soul timer, which had been a constant companion, was now a still, unchanging mark on her wrist.
The man took a step forward, and (Y/N) felt a mixture of fear and curiosity. Who was he? What did this frozen soul timer mean?
Before she could react, he reached up to touch the mask on his face, revealing more of his features. But it was his eyes that held her attention—the depth of emotion in those eyes was something she couldn't quite place. There was pain, there was something hauntingly human in his gaze.
As he stepped closer, (Y/N)'s heart pounded in her chest. She could feel a strange connection, an unspoken bond between them. Time seemed to stretch as they stood there, a silent understanding passing between them.
In that moment, (Y/N) realized that her journey at Camp Crystal Lake had taken an unexpected turn—one that defied all logic and reason. As she stood face to face with this mysterious man in the hockey mask, a cascade of questions flooded her mind, and the mysteries of their frozen soul timers entwined their fates in ways neither of them could have foreseen.
#jason vorhees x reader#x reader#x reader one shot#x reader oneshot#jason vorhees imagine#jason vorhees x you#jason voorhees#jason vorhees art#jason vorhees x y/n#slash fandom#slash fic#slashers imagine#slashers x you#slashers imagines#slashers x y/n#slashers x reader#slashers masterlist#slashers fanfiction#friday the 13th#friday the thirteenth
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Crow Story Event 1 & Duel Lines Testing VS Aki | Yu-Gi-Oh! ARC-V TFSP Re-Translation Project (WIP)
(Project Announcement blog post/video)
With my GX 115-116 subs finalized in late August, I went on to get some re-translation work done on Crow's story (which is actually pretty cute around his kids trying to figure out how best to cheer him on and everyone else helping them) and his in-duel lines/bio, while also getting work started on GX 117-119 (and trying to finish up another thing I've dabbled with for months that I'll hopefully swing around to posting soon lol)--with all that done, figured I'd show off his story's first event along with some casual playtesting of his in-duel lines, as well as a peek at Aki's which I haven't shown off (unfortunately she didn't pull off Black Rose Dragon in this one, but her other decks were annoying to test with because of Black Garden lol). The in-duel anime OST was edited in by me, and I quite like how it came out! (The only songs I tweaked were Helpless Battle and Crow's Dueling; love how the timing worked out for the ones I didn't, haha.)
Quick note: Crow's attack-name line for his Arms Wing/Armed Wing has it as "Black Tornado!!", seemingly only in the TF games and in the Duel Terminals--in the anime and Duel Links, it's "Black Charge!!". To keep it consistent, I ported over his "Black Charge" line from DL to replace "Black Tornado" and tweaked the dialogue line accordingly (to this day, Crow still doesn't know where he got "Black Tornado" from). Also, a minor tweak since recording this, but I changed Crow's "I'm going to take you down!" in-duel line to "I'm gonna take you down" for consistency with how I was writing him.
(Also, replacing Crow's one voiceline got me curious about whether or not voices for the other characters that should have voicelines could be added back--I tested by making a folder for Johan and copying in Crow's line files, but I'm guessing it'll take more than that and involve editing the game's code since that didn't work... It'd be a matter of figuring out how to enable those characters to have voicelines, tell the game where to find them to play, and then probably also making them show up for the Voice Test in their bios... But questions for later. [That said, since it was so easy to replace Crow's line, it should be pretty feasible to replace budget!Kazama as Dark Yugi with Kazama's DL lines as appropriate, but that'll be a side thing once the base game's done.]
Going to go full speed ahead with finalizing my 117-119 subs, and then I'll come back to work on Kiryu and close out the 5D's big five's stories. But while mainly working on 117-119, I'll likely also be chipping away some more at the bios on my morning office commutes to keep myself busy, haha. Stay tuned!
Also, as a bonus below, here's a bit from Crow's second story event that I thought was amusing as I drafted it; this is as Crow's looking for his kids (who Martha can't find and is a bit worried about) and finds Jack having his usual ☕ time, ft Carly--and I can definitely hear them having this convo, haha.


(The "moment of zen" lines are from Carly, though I did think they were Jack's for a minute and thought Crow was yanking him from his coffee or something before I checked the game footage, lol. [Not shown here, but after the duel, Crow rushes off with Jack but leaves Carly with his coffee bill 😭])
#yugioh#5D's#yugioh 5ds#yugioh 5d's#ygo#ygo 5ds#ygo 5d's#ygo tfsp#tfsp#tag force special#yugioh tag force special#yugioh tfsp#tag force#my work#tfsp retranslation#Crow Hogan#Aki Izayoi#Tetsu Ushio#Yusei Fudo#also thought to check the original patch for a second and they had Mint calling Ushio her 'future husband'#in the line where she's actually asking if he and Crow didn't get along before#and uh yeah *turns off*#Youtube
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Third Love
Ch: 3 El Boracho
Pairing: Eddie x Mexican Female Reader
Word Count: 4.3k
Summary: Eddie tries to win over your affection and use you in hopes of getting signed to your dads record company. There's just one problem. Your situationship and a heartbreaking past that threatens to expose the darker side of you.
CW: MDNI 18+ flashbacks, mental illness, smut (fingering, bjs) Modern au Eddie, fuckboy Eddie. Spanish words. Reader with other man (not cheating). Eddie with other girl, gave you a cute lil nickname cuz youre a sweetie. 🍑
Finding a day that both you and Eddie were free turned out to be harder than you thought. He still managed to send you text messages. His sweet Good Morning message brought a smile to your face and his play by play of how his day was going made you feel like you two knew each other more than a weekend.
Your schedule was already tight with zoom meetings and studio time. A particular Rapper had a falling out with the label, stating creative differences and unprofessionalism by the label. In other words the Artist was defying the requests to create a radio friendly track while also claiming his royalties weren't reflecting the millions he was bringing the company. Word Had gotten around that this Artist was money hungry and ungrateful for the success he had attained in such a short time. Everywhere you looked and social media was stretching the truth, and cancel culture was not giving up on him.
"Dad, you can't take him off the label. Austin can blend into multiple genres, right now the rap world thinks he's a clown. But If i can convince him to cut his hair and do this Nirvana cover set the rock world will embrace him with open arms."
A sigh leaves your dads lips as he looks out from the 13th floor of his office. Tall glass windows brighten the room, L.A. traffic and high rise towers surround the building. You sit on one of the many couches where contracts are signed, and famous musicians cheer to their success. Gold and platinum albums cover the walls, a photo of your parents sits on your dads large mahogany desk. Soon this would be your office and you wonder what photos would make it to your desk. A best friend maybe, or perhaps a lover, possibly both.
"This whole Company is going to be your responsibility soon. If you think Austin can turn this around without getting canceled then do what you have to do. But if it fails then the possibility of more failed artists will run this place to the ground, and that'll be on your shoulders."
You thank your dad for trusting you to deal with Austin and assure him you'll be home to cook him his favorite meal, just like how your mom did. You're half way out of his office when his following question has you stopping in your tracks.
"Mija wait. Have you told Sebastian about the contract?"
Almost all the talent you were seeing thought that your Dad was the only person to offer them a contract when in reality it was you. Your dad handled the office work and mostly stayed behind the scenes where lawyers and financial advisers were involved.
You knew first hand how the singers or bands commanded a crowd. How talented or how much work needed to be done to get them to a level where they'd bring a profit to the company. As a band Glass House wasn't ready yet. Sebastian as a front man was incredibly talented. You just didn't have the heart to tell him that his friends were keeping him back.
"They're not ready yet." You replied, closing the door behind you. As you reach the elevator doors and press the G button for the garage, you quickly send Austin a message. "You owe me big time."
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After finding out that Max was your roommate Eddie had asked if she would meet him for coffee to talk about how her trip with Lucas went. Not to get some personal information about you. Nope. That wasn't like him, he would never betray your trust that way. Or would he?
The delicious scent of coffee grounds and vanilla filled the crowded shop. People in business attire stood at the order pick up line, glancing at the names of drinks that had been served. Eddie's tight black jeans and cut off sleeves of his shirt was a stark contrast to the suits and ties that were gathered as he walked up to grab his drinks.
"Since when do you get cold brews Red?" He asked, sliding her the vanilla cream cold brew she ordered. "Since my roommate made me try one of hers." She took a sip of her drink, humming in approval of its bitter but sweet taste. Coffee order, check. Eddie took a sip of his Americano, "You didn't tell me you had a roommate." He questioned. "She's hardly home because of work, and she spends the night with her boyfri–" She cuts herself off and shakes her head. "Sorry, not boyfriend. Actually, that reminds me Lucas wanted me to give you some nerd D&D stuff. Left it at the apartment though."
It was wrong and he knew it. He followed Max to her apartment, knowing it was also your apartment. Hesitancy written all over his face as he walked into your safe space. Bright light filtered through large windows. Planters and hanging pots decorated the space. A money tree with three thick roots spiraled together giving home to large green leaves sat in the corner by another window. He knew Max didn't care for plants so this love of greenery must be yours. He walked over to the bookcase in the living room, it was large and filled to the brim. "These are all yours?" He asked as Max sauntered to the kitchen in search of some snacks. "Nope. All roomies." She replied.
Eddie slowly glanced at the titles, tracing his finger along the spines. He plucked one from the shelf and smiled to himself, A Game of Thrones, book one to a series of 7. You liked fantasy, he thought as he placed the book back in place. "Have a seat. I gotta look for the damn manual in all my junk." Max explained, throwing Eddie a smuckers peanut butter jelly sandwich. "Yeah yeah take your time." He replied, secretly asking for more time to roam through your home. Eddie watches as Max bounces over to her room and he wonders which one was yours. He sat at the couch, eyes wandering every little corner, memorizing the small details of your apartment. For knowing Max as long as he did he knew all her likes and dislikes so it was easy for him to decipher her hobbies from yours. Gaming consoles filled the space under your TV, A Ps5, Xbox, Nintendo Switch, guess no PC games for you. On the wall behind the couch a painting caught his attention. A man Eddie assumed was a warrior, large orange feathers held in place by a thick gold band rested on his head. Armour draped over his shoulders and down the center of his chest leaving his torso and arms bare. Animal leather draped along his waist as a loincloth. Physique sculpted like a God. He carried a curvy woman in his arms, she wore a white dress and a flower in her hair, she was dead and this warrior carried her down a large mountain. At the bottom of the beautiful painting are the words Popocatépetl and Iztaccíhuatl, he couldn't even sound out the words but wrote them down in his phone to google later.
Eddie took steps toward the hallway, his heart beating faster than normal as he stood outside your room. His hand held onto the door knob to your bedroom, this was crossing a line. Invading your privacy like no one had ever done. The bed you slept in at night, that housed your nightmares, all your delicate clothes and personal belongings just on the other side of this door. Photos of your father and your beloved mother sit at your nightstand where you'd silently cry into your pillow begging to turn back the hands of time for one more minute with her. Detailed notes and revised contracts of future artists litter your desk, a calendar of all your past and future events hang on the wall above. Multiple medications fill the medicine cabinet of your bathroom, antidepressants, anxiety, pain pills and sleep aids to name a few. Medications that no one knew about except your father. Small beads of sweat gather around his hairline as he thought of entering without your knowledge. He tightened his grip on the door, his breath deepend causing his chest to visibly rise and fall. The thundering beat of his heart heard loud through his ears, blocking out the good vs bad thoughts if he were to enter your room. If Eddie entered your room, all your deepest secrets and pain would be delivered to him on a silver platter. Your Mothers passing, your Fathers business, your brother's trip to your family's homeland, the mere fact that you had a brother. The real reason Sebastian was involved so much in your life, all details about you lay just beyond the door.
A shaky breath escaped from his lips as Eddie released the door. He did want to get to know you, just not like this. Not veiled in deceit and lies.
"Bathrooms over here."
Eddie jumped at the sound of Max's voice just behind him.
"Dammit Red, scared the shit outta me." He chuckled, clutching his chest in surprise.
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You didn't get home till almost 11pm, dragging your feet up the steps of your apartment. The comfort of your bed softly calls you towards it. The soft glow of the living room brought your mind some sense of peace, you were finally home. You shuffled to your door, eyes drowsy with sleep. Searching for the key to your room, the sound of metal grinding the tile floor was heard as you looked down to your feet, a shiny chain peeked from beneath your shoe. You leaned down and cradled it in your hand, a silver chain with a red and black Fender pick hung from its length. On one side the initials EM delicately carved the surface, and CC on the other. Too exhausted to think much of it, you pocketed it in your jacket and turned in for the night.
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Eddie had called you everyday leading up to your date night. The conversations were usually quick, a hurried 'have a good day' and a 'don't forget your lunch.' It was sort of domestic you thought, but you welcomed it as it made you feel cared for. Tonight Eddie had asked if it was ok to facetime you, which you nervously accepted.
You sat in the living room of your Dads house, when your phone rang the screen came to life as the name 'Eddie' was displayed. You answered with a shy "hello" as Eddie's beautiful face filled your phone screen. His long dark curls framed his pale face and his wide smile brought a tiny flush to your cheeks. "Hey, Princess Peach" he greeted. His deep voice rattled your nerves and the sweet pet name had you smiling into your phone. How was he able to pull a smile from just a greeting you had no idea. Eddie's eyes roamed over your shoulder and you informed him that you were at your Dads house. "I've never seen a house so huge, Quick tour perhaps?"
"Oh, yeah of course." You agreed, getting up from the couch and walking up the stairs. You gave him a glimpse of the foyer from the top of the stairs and Eddie gasped. White marbled floors and a wrought iron staircase circled both sides of the room, in the center a white grand piano gave the entryway a luxurious look. Eddie swallowed, and he all of a sudden realized that you were way above his social status. Your Dad must be a Billionaire if not then for sure a Millionaire. Not even Steve's house, the wealthiest person he knew had a foyer. Shaking the uncertainty from his face he focused on the piano. "You play piano? Or any instrument?." He asked, genuinely curious. You threw your head back and your boisterous laugh echoed in the room. "I'm sorry, I'm not laughing at you. It's just. I was a producer before, and yeah, I can play many instruments." Eddie beamed at the knowledge. You continued down the hall and motioned to a bedroom. "This is my room." You continued walking, not bothering to open the door. "Whoa whoa, I don't get to see where the magic happens?" He chuckled, raising his eyebrows suggestively. You smiled at your phone and bit into your bottom lip. "Maybe after our date, but only if you're a good boy." Eddie's eyes widened at your flirtatious gesture, and he hoped to God you meant it.
"Don't tease me with a good time sweetheart cuz I'll hold you to it."
He smirked and your stomach knotted as he licked his lips.
You dip your chin towards your shoulder and cover your smile with your hand. "Don't get shy on me now baby, I wanna see that pretty smile." He cooed.
When the word Baby left his lips you knew you were in trouble. He looked so pretty even through the screen, prettier than you remembered. The sparkle in his warm eyes, and the crinkles when he smiled made your heart beat a little faster. You talked for hours about everything and anything. From your favorite childhood movies to Game of Thrones, which he mentioned was an amazing show. Your favorite foods which brought you to cook dinner while the phone sat in the corner. His curious eyes watching you carefully cut into various vegetables and beef, all the ingredients needed to make the caldo as you explained to him. Eddie's lips parted as you brought a spoonful of soup to your mouth, gently puckering your lips to blow at the steam that swirled from the hot liquid. He didn't know if his mouth watered at the delicious meal you made or the image of your lashes fluttering closed as your glistening lips wrapped around his–
"Mmmmm, so good." You hummed, interrupting his dirty thoughts.
"Yeah? That actually looks tasty, can't wait to try some." He hinted. Hoping to be a taste tester for any and all cuisine made by your skilled hands.
"Did your Mom show you how to cook?" He asked.
Time stood still. Your eyes focused on nothing as your mind went back to all the times you leaned over your moms shoulder eyeballing spices, and dancing to Vicente Fernandez as she swayed her hips belting out gritos that sounded like a cat dying. You and your brother's coughing fits paired with faux asphyxiation whenever she'd roast chili peppers on the stove. The thoughtful way she'd buy extra hominy for the menudo during holidays because she knew it was your favorite part.
"Peach?"
You blink back to the present as you wipe at a stray tear that escaped your lash line. "Um, yeah. She taught me how to cook." You utter, not trusting the wobble in your voice.
"That's really sweet of her, passing down those family traditions. I don't know how to cook much but I do love to eat." He says, rubbing his hand over his tummy. Eddie carries the conversation effortlessly, not one moment of silence between you. You learn that he's incredibly charming, laughs at almost everything, therefore making you laugh. He's fond of squishmellows and has to stop to look at every one he sees and do a squish test. He's not once brought up anything involving music or the usual, which celebrities are rude and is so and so really that obnoxious or is it an act, something that you're incredibly grateful for.
You're curled up on the couch, phone propped by the throw blanket bunched up over your tummy. Eddie is sprawled out on his bed, chucking pretzels in the air and catching them in his mouth. "That's five in a row." You yawn, eyes heavy with sleep.
"I should let you get some sleep sweetheart, It's late." He coos.
"Can you stay on the line with me? Please?"
"Of course I can Baby."
The sleepiness in your voice gives him a glimpse of what it would be like to sleep next to you. When you finally fall under the spell of the midnight sky, where the only light is bouncing off the glow from your phone, Eddie thinks you're just as beautiful sleeping as you are awake. He falls asleep staring at your cute nose and plush lips, wishing he was there to kiss you goodnight.
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"We're Corroded Coffin, Thank You and enjoy the rest of your night."
Eddie jumped off stage, buzzing with adrenaline and booze as he walks straight to two girls who had flashed him during their set. He walks between them, one arm over their shoulders as he orders enough drinks from the bar to regret it in the morning. Their hands roam the expanse of his body, fingers twirled around his tousled curly hair as they whisper and giggle in his ear. You arrive at the same bar, Max had invited you to see her friend's band play, not for work she mentioned, just to hang out and have fun. It also happens that Sebastian's friends are also on the roster tonight, which is why he walks in beside you, palm at the small of your back leading you to the bar for drinks. While Sebastian orders the drinks you leave his side in search of a restroom. The bartender motions backstage behind these two doors.
You stumble into a room that was rarely occupied. Deep grunts barely audible through the loud blaring music. The bartender at the front mentioned that it was behind these doors so you pushed through and you gasp, body frigid as the scene before you.
"Oh fuck, just like that sweetheart."
Eddie has a strawberry blonde on her knees between his thighs, hard cock shoved half way down her throat, a topless bleach blonde at his side licking into his mouth while his fingers pump into her dripping sex. "Get the fuck out." He seethes, not once looking towards the door.
"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry." You spoke as you quickly turned away to scurry out of the room. Eddie's head snapped towards your paniced voice quick enough to see half of your face, and his stomach dropped. "Wait, Wait! it's not… fuck!" Eddie's voice strained as he pushes the girl off his cock. Shoving his dick back in his jeans to chase after you. You were able to make it back to the bar, leaving the restroom for a later time.
Eddie frantically searched for you in the crowded room, cursing himself in the process. He hadn't even take you out on a date yet and he was already fucking up. Afraid you had run out of the bar, he grabbed the nearest stool, stood on it and scanned the room till he found your beautiful face smiling with a group of your friends. He weaves through the crowd desperate to get to you, his rough hand reaching for your elbow. He leans in close to your ear so his words are not mistaken. "Can I please talk to you?" You crane your neck over your shoulder to meet Eddie's pleading eyes. A fake smile on display as you agree.
You follow Eddie outside, stepping into the cold night air. A shiver runs through your body as you stand under the glow of a lamp post. Eddie trails his eyes over the curves of your body. His eyes walk up your smooth bare legs, that he wishes he could touch. The black short shorts accentuate the curve of your hips and plush ass. His lips sting with the urge to kiss the curve of your waist, as his gaze ghosts over your exposed midriff. Eddie swallows as he now realizes your top is see through and your breasts sit perky in your black bra. You cross your arms over your chest, suddenly feeling too naked under his stare. His eyes finally meet yours and he's left speechless at the sight of you. The girls he was with don't even compare to your beauty, yet he agreed to indulge them 1 day before your date was supposed to happen.
"I'm sorry you –. They're not –." A sigh left his lips as his palm roughly dragged across his face.
"They're just a hook-up, nothing serious. I'm so fucken sorry."
"It's ok." You shrug, arms crossed over your midsection for warmth. He takes notice of your shivers and places his leather jacket over your shoulders.
"It's ok?" He repeats your words, brows pinches in confusion. Every girl that Eddie knew would be screaming at him with angry mascara streaks running down their hot cheeks, livid in jealousy. Some would claw and scratch at him begging why they weren't good enough, hitting him and calling him every ugly name in the book. But not you.
You stood tall, seemingly unbothered by what you had seen. Eddie stepped forward expecting you to step back. You stay planted, cautious eyes set on his guilty ones. He would prefer retaliation because the words you would speak would pain him more than a few scratches.
"You're not my boyfriend Eddie, and you're a Rockstar; they're all the same."
You look down at Eddie's hands. His fingers are twitching with the undeniable urge to touch you. The sound of the bar doors open and a tall figure steps out.
"There you are Kitten, I've been looking for you."
Eddie's Jaw clenches at the pet name, and he shakes his head in disbelief. How could he be green with jealousy if not even 20 minutes ago his cock was down another girl's throat.
Sebastian laces his fingers with yours and brings your hand up to his lips for a gentle peck to the back of your hand. You smile at his tenderness, and brush your shoulder against his chest. Eddie rolls his eyes, shooting daggers at his competition. He notices the need in Sebastian's stare, he glimmers with fondness and longing to be something more.
"Who the fuck is she?!" A screeching voice could be heard in the distance, and Eddie tightly closed his eyes, wishing the ground would swallow him up. This was not happening. He was fucking it all up before it even started. Cursing under his breath at the cards that were being played for him. A glance over Eddie's shoulder and you see Strawberry girl storming towards you.
Before she can reach you Eddie stands between you, hands gripping her arms, blocking her from attacking you. Sebastian pulls you behind him and it makes Eddie's stomach churn. It should be him shielding you from this groupie but instead it's his fault shes speaking to you. You try shoving Sebastian away attempting to confront the girl but his tall frame is immovable.
"Stop, just stop Chrissy." Eddie winces at the name. Surely a slip of the tongue. A loud crack is heard, as Strawberry girl's hand meets the side of Eddie's cheek. "It's kristie asshole!!" She yells, storming back into the bar, wobbly legs threatening to fold under her. Eddie's relieved to get rid of her and as he looks back to search for you he comes face to face with Sebastian's hard glare.
"Stay away from her." He orders, as he shoves Eddie's jacket to his chest.
Sebastian jogs back catching up to you, placing his hand on the small of your back guiding you to his car. You wrap your arm around his waist and Sebastian pulls you in a side hug.
Eddie watches at a distance as you both enter the car, Sebastian is seen waving his arms and hands around seemingly in a heated discussion. Eddies about to walk over to you when he sees Sebastian grip the back of your neck as he brings your lips to his in a deep kiss. Eddie has no right to be upset but seeing this man touch you and kiss you has him seeing red. Eddie knew he fucked up but he was determined to make it up to you. Just as Eddie turns his back away, you push at Sebastians chest and when his lips try to chase yours you turn away giving him your cheek instead.
Eddie finds himself back at the bar, drowning in whiskey and coke wondering if you'll find yourself in Sebastians bed. The thought alone churns his stomach, but he has no one to blame but himself. After his 4th drink, liquid courage raced through his veins and therefore the beginning of his drunk text messages.
Eddie: You never tolf me if Sebastan was your boyfriend
Eddie: he actz lik e your boyffiend
Eddie: is he youre fuckimg boyfriend!!
Eddie was right, you did end up in Sebastians bed that night. His warm body curled up behind you, anxious hands caressing and kneading your thighs, fingers gripped your hips pulling you close to rub against his clothed erection. He kissed your bare shoulder, gently moving your hair to the side to place wet kisses along your neck, inhaling the scent of your shampoo that lingered in your hair. The bright glow of your phone stopped him from going further. Skinny fingers punched in your password as your soft breathes deepend, indicating you were now fully asleep. Sebastian looked over the messages Eddie sent you and sadness consumed him. He didn't understand why you couldnt reciprocate his adoration for you. To him you were it, his end goal and the woman of his dreams. He never once looked at other girls, despite having groupies throw themselves at him. He never looked for other relationships even though you clearly made yourself available to other men, sure you two weren't official but he still stayed loyal to you. He told you many times that he would never let you go, he'd wait for you for as long as it took. He types out a message and sends it to Eddie hoping it would steer him away from you.
You: He's not my boyfriend yet, but we do fuck.
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Chapter 17 - Grudges, Part 1
Trigger warning. Just... trigger warning.
Peppino stood in front of the oven. He scratched at the rampant stubble on his cheek. It had been two weeks since the attacks, and everyone in the town was on edge. While the cold had loosened its grip, the icy fog still showed up daily. Everyone was a nervous wreck. Several more attacks had happened, only blunted by the fact that no one went out without a Toppin alongside them now. No more deaths, at least. Peppino had narrowly dodged a few himself. The only thing that seemed to stop the horrible things was a strange reluctance to enter buildings.
Peppino was hardly sleeping. He'd forgotten to shave so many times now he was in danger of looking like his brother. Not that anyone else is different. The police were stretched to the limit, patrolling day and night. Vigi seemed to be more coffee than cheese these days - his arm had grown back in short order, but that was small consolation.
Peppino glanced across the street. Noisette's was quiet these days - both for lack of customers and fear of attracting attention. Peppino's own business was slacking again, though his deliveries were through the roof. He refused to do them after dark, however. I'm not risking anyone, even for my business.
Tower Town and La Crosta were cities under siege.
Mushroom piped a little noise, trying to cheer Peppino up. He idly scratched its cap, thinking. We have to find a way to break this. There were no leads, however - nothing so far had given them a single clue where the monsters came from. Even Giuseppe's vaunted secret connections were coming up blank.
The door opened, and the man himself appeared. Speak of the devil. "Buongiorno, Seppe. What brings you out in this?"
Giuseppe walked to the counter, Sausage hopping off to greet Mushroom. "Mio Dio, Pino, you look like hell."
Peppino looked his brother over. "You're-a one to talk." Indeed, his brother's mustache and beard were even bushier than usual. His hair looked mussed. Looks like he just rolled out of bed. Or forgot to roll into it.
Giuseppe flippantly waved his hand. "Too busy trying to find out where this nut is." He leaned over exhaustedly. "Not that I've had any luck. Nothing. No one has a clue. Even Anita's underworld connections are clueless."
Peppino slammed a hand down. Giuseppe jumped. "Porca Puttana, fratello, we have to find-a something! We can't-a live like this!"
"I know, I know!" Giuseppe grabbed the sides of his head, his eyes bleak. "Even the government is clueless, though! These things are starting to turn up other places, too! Did you know there was an attack on the Italian capitol yesterday?"
Peppino was stunned. "Why didn't-a I see that on the news?"
"They kept it quiet," Giuseppe said, "trying to quell panic. But it's getting worse." He shook his head. "That's the fifth capitol that's getting attacked now. No one knows where they're coming from."
Peppino matched the motion. "Come on, fratello, think! Monsters don't-a just appear from thin air, do they? Except... in... the Tower..." Peppino's voice trailed off.
"The Tower... that only appeared... when it wanted to be found..." Giuseppe's voice trailed off as well.
The looked at each other in surprise. They spoke in unison.
"The Ruins."
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Peppino had called in the Tower Bosses, just in case. Peppino, Noise, Pepperman, Vigilante, Gustavo, Brick, Fake, and Giuseppe stood outside the crumbled remains of the Tower. Purple stone walls and pillars stood everywhere.
Noise flicked a cigarette away. "So why are we here, fat man? Figure you can't handle ol' Pizzahead alone?"
Giuseppe shook his head. "Most of us were the first targets. Everyone here was involved, except me. And since I was attacked at the same time, I'd be willing to bet he wants me here, too." He walked to a particular spot, and opened a hidden trapdoor. "My team found this right before I moved here, but they said they didn't find anything. Got a hunch that'll be different now." He pulled a handful of flashlights out of a bag and gave them out. "Stay together. No telling what we'll find in here."
Below the trapdoor was a set of solid stone stairs. The dim light seemed reluctant to enter - the shadows were thick within a few feet. As the group walked, they shone the light around. "None o' this looks familiar," Vigi said, "and I thought I explored the whole place." He turned to Fake. "I know you got around, any o' this look right?"
Fake shook their head. "Nnno. We explored as well, and we never found this. Somehow it was hidden from us."
Noise snorted. "Youse guys remember that ol' Pizzaface said no one could find this place if he didn't want it found, right?" He growled. "Guess he didn't want us findin' this. Creepy as hell."
Gustavo patted Brick - the rat was shivering. "Something's not right. Brick was never this scared in the Tower. Not even at the top."
Peppino turned. "Do you-a think she can pick up what-a the Toppins do?" The Toppins had one and all refused to come into the Tower ruins. "Badbadbad," Cheese and Pineapple had both repeated. Kind of wish I'd listened to them.
Gustavo touched the rat's head, and she turned and nuzzled his hand. After a moment, he nodded. "She says this place feels unnatural. Threatening. Like it's angry we're here."
All of them felt a chill at the words. How can a place feel hate?
Suddenly they could all feel it - pure malice on the air, like a stink. Peppino shivered. "Whatever's-a going on here, we should be-"
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"-care...ful...?" Peppino trailed off. He recognized the feeling from his previous visit. We just got teleported.
Behind him, Noise looked around in a panic. "Uh, just you and me here, big guy. Great. Where'd the rest of 'em end up?"
Peppino grimaced. "Wherever they are, I wish I hadn't-a ended up with you."
"Fuck you too, fat boy."
Peppino snorted. "I may hate-a your guts, you little-a gremlin, but this is serious. I'd-a work better with pretty-a much anyone else."
Noise looked thoughtful. "Which is probably why Pizzamug put us together."
Peppino raised an eyebrow. "Good point." He looked around. "Well, it's-a obvious he's here. Let's try to find-a the others."
As they walked, Peppino looked back at Noise. The little man was walking slowly, looking around. He had a Noise Bomb in each hand. He's terrified. "I don't-a think I've ever seen you this scared, Noise."
The yellow-suited man growled. "Listen, pasta paunch, Pizzahead freaked me out before I found out he was psychopath. If he's back, and mad at us, I'm gonna blow shit to hell if I catch even a whiff of him."
"Capisco," Peppino replied. Seeing the little man so unnerved would normally have made him happier. But in this situation...
The two crept along the dark hallway, checking every shadow.
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BWIP
"...what in the hell?" Vigilante said. He clutched his head. He'd only experienced the feeling of a teleporter once, but it gave him a migraine.
He looked around. The dark hallway was empty, except for himself and...
Brick nosed the cheeseslime, obviously distressed. Her eyes were wide, and she was whipping her head around, searching.
"Just you and me, looks like, girl," Vigi said. He pulled his sidearm. Not risking it anymore, with Pizzahead around.
Brick turned and looked at him. She squeaked pitifully, and clenched her paws. She looked ready to cry.
Aw, hell, don't have time for this, Vigi thought. He held out his free hand. "Listen, girl, I'm sure he's somewhere else, that's all. We just gotta find him."
She looked mournfully at him, then stood up and struck a stolid pose, squeaking confidently at length.
Wish I understood what the hell she just said. Vigi shook himself. "Aight, let's see what we can see. Stay together, ya hear?"
The rat nodded.
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Gustavo winced. Great, a teleporter. "Hey, Brick, you all..."
He turned. Brick was gone. In fact, everyone was gone except for... "Pepperman? What happened?"
The giant pepper was picking himself up off the floor. "I... don't know. My head is positively swimming." He looked around. "Where's everyone else?"
Gustavo shook his head. "Think we got teleported away." Be safe, guys. "Any of this look familiar?"
Pepperman looked around. "No. Of course, I never ventured as far as the others. I'm afraid other than my dashing good looks, inestimable charm, and massive strength, I won't be much help to you."
Gustavo rolled this eyes. If egos were weapons, we could level the tower right now. He chastised himself. Being away from his companion had him edgy. "I can't sense Brick. Too far away, or something else?"
Pepperman shrugged. "With the technology in the Tower, could be both. We could be on the other side of the world."
That thought chilled Gustavo to the bone. "Let's hope not. Come on, let's see what the can find."
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Giuseppe immediately threw up his hands in a defensive position. Teleporter! He scanned around. The room was different, a long hallway. It was just him and Fake.
Fake was down on all fours, growling softly. "We smell him. We smell him here."
Giuseppe's hair stood up a bit. "Pizzahead?" And now we're separated. Wonderful. He pulled this firearm. He knew all too well what the insane Ninda was capable of.
Fake whipped their head around, trying to keep everything in sight at once. "We're not sure where, but the smell is everywhere." Their hands reflexively formed into claws. They climbed onto the ceiling. "We will stay up here. If an attack happens, we will defend you."
Giuseppe snorted. "I'm not exactly defenseless, you know."
"We know," Fake replied, "but he has planned this. We leave nothing to chance. Be ready to fight."
Giuseppe nodded. They've got the right idea. "All right, I'll take point. Keep your eyes open."
"Agreed."
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A distorted figure stated at monitors. Each one displayed one of the four groups. They grinned, their face twisting horribly with the motion. "I hope they enjoy the playgrounds I've prepared for them. This will be so much fun!"
Their voice cracked and echoed as they cackled. The figures around it, each twisted and monstrous in their own way, shrunk away in fear. Their master tended to spread the "fun" around.
The figure turned and waved a hand. One of them burst into flames. They didn't even have time to react before they were a pile of stinking ash. "Don't worry, children. You'll have your fun soon enough."
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Giuseppe crept along the darkened corridor. It was still of debris. Lots of places to hide. Or be hidden. It also prevented him from getting up to speed - he didn't have Peppino's acceleration. Probably by design. He shook his head. Can't believe I didn't think about a trap. Too tired, I guess.
Above, Fake crept along the ceiling. They had been deathly silent the entire way - Giuseppe couldn't hear the faintest sound from them. They were moving in a very predatory way, creeping from shadow to shadow, slinking along like some malicious cross between a big cat and a snake.
The fact they were doing this on the ceiling just added to the anxiety factor.
Suddenly, Giuseppe saw something on the ceiling he recognized. He waved at Fake, making a "stop" motion.
They obliged, tilting their head inquisitively.
Giuseppe pointed at the object, then pointed at Fake, making a motion like he was pulling off a bit of himself and rolling it into a ball.
Quietly Fake spit out a glob, balled it, and dropped it to Giuseppe. Just like a wad of dough. Giuseppe tossed it at the object.
A virulent green ray shot out and the ball vaporized, then the object sparked and fell apart.
Fake dropped down beside Giuseppe. "What was that?"
"We called 'em biomines. They're only set off by biological matter getting too close. Figured your dough would count. Good thing it did." Giuseppe shivered. "Evil little things. Thankfully they pretty much always give out after one use. Lost too many people to them over the years."
Fake looked thoughtful. "Then you won't like that we can see several more ahead, on the walls, floor, and ceiling."
Giuseppe sighed. "Well, think that's up to you. Not like I can snap off my fingers and toss 'em."
Fake grinned. "We could snap them off for you, if you like."
"Very funny."
A few minutes later, the passage was full of sparking, smoking debris. Giuseppe carefully searched. "Nothing. You see anything else, Fake?" Silence. "Fake?"
He turned. Fake was sprawled on the ground, unmoving. "Oh, merda." Giuseppe trotted over and flipped them over. They're not breathing... do they even breathe? "Fake," he said, shaking their shoulder. "Fake! Say something!"
Fake weakly turned their head. "We used... too much... so tired..."
Giuseppe's heart clenched. Without a word, he grabbed them and tossed them onto his back. They're so much lighter...
Fake looked up weakly. "You... why? Why are you doing this?"
Giuseppe grimly trudged through the gloom. "I'm not leaving you behind. I'm not losing anyone else if I can help it."
Fake sensed there was more to that than was being said. "But... we are... extra. Expendable. No one needs us. Why do you care?"
Fake felt a shiver pass through the big man. "Fake, never say that around me ever again." He shook his head. "I saw... too many people toss away their lives for "the greater good" over the years. Dozens. Maybe hundreds." Giuseppe faintly heard the sound of bodies hitting the floor, the sizzle of energy beams, the rumble of an overloading engine.
And bodies. So, so many bodies.
He shrugged Fake higher up on his back. "Besides, who said no one wants you? You really think Pino would let you stay in his pizzeria if he didn't care? Do you think he'd put up with your pranks?"
Fake considered. "He invited us to Christmas dinner."
"Exactly. Not exactly a wide invitation." Giuseppe was quiet a moment. "I don't think Pino would want you to be left behind."
Fake considered this. "We're sorry. We never really considered it." They thought a moment. "Your fear of leaving someone behind... there's more to it than that. Something deeper."
The big man shuddered again. "I lost a lot of people that way over the years. The worst was... a little kid. Couldn't have been more than ten. A refugee. Didn't know til later he was the deposed president's son. We were trying to get him to the border, but they had vehicles, and we were on foot. Even I couldn't outrun them yet. The kid kept telling me to let him go, that they only wanted him." He paused. "Suddenly the kid lets go of my hand, and runs back. I didn't even feel it at first. I was too focused on running." He sniffed. "Before I could catch up, those bastardos gunned him down. Like... like he was nothing. In the end, his sacrifice didn't matter. They caught us, and we had to fight our way out." He sniffed again. "He gave it all up... for nothing."
Fake was silent. "We're sorry for bringing up such painful memories."
Giuseppe paused to wipe his nose. "Ah, forget it. But... no heroic sacrifices. I don't think I can handle any more."
"Deal."
Giuseppe felt the ground tremble. "Uh oh." He jogged to the side, and laid Fake down.
"Something... is coming..." Fake muttered.
Giuseppe looked grimly down the hall. "Yeah. Figured. Try to stay out of sight, all right?"
Fake nodded and crawled behind a rock.
Giuseppe jogged to the other side and hid in a small cleft in the wall. He started working up his rage. He hated doing this. Always feel burned out afterwards. But it was useful for activating his powers when he needed them.
Down the hallway loped... something. It was at least twenty feet tall, or would be if it stood straight. It looked to have multiple limbs. It crawled along, weaving it's head around, obviously searching. For us.
As it got closer, Giuseppe realized... It's Fake. A giant Fake... but horribly, horribly changed. Multiple eyes dangled from its face. It's mouth extended much too far - it's entire face was split. A sickly yellow tongue lolled out, practically dragging the ground. It had four arms, and they ended in vicious claws. Its body was covered in things that shouldn't be there - eyes, teeth, fingers. Its back legs had far too many joints, and it didn't even have feet.
Giuseppe had never seen anything like it. Talk about nightmare fuel.
The thing raised its head and snuffled, searching for them. Great. And me without de-scenter. It had always been a problem of his during stealth missions - he had a strong scent.
It was only a matter of time before the thing found him.
As Giuseppe worked himself up to charge, the thing suddenly whipped it's head towards -
Fake! As weak as they are, they'll have no chance!
That was enough to make his anger burst. In a flash, Giuseppe charged the beast, slamming into its side.
The creature emitted a horrible gurgling shriek and fell on its side.
Giuseppe pummeled it quickly, but seemed to do nothing. It's made of dough, too!
Suddenly the creature stood and opened it's mouth wide at him. A strange rumbling sound filled the air...
"Look out!"
Fake appeared from nowhere and tackled Giuseppe out of the way just as a huge blast of heat came from the thing's mouth. Giuseppe smelled burning rubber and baking dough. His shoe soles had partially melted, and Fake's feet looked crispy.
The wall behind them spewed melted rock.
"Figlio di puttana!!" Giuseppe yelled. He was shaking. It reminded him of the weapons the Demons had used in Inferno.
Giuseppe grabbed Fake and ran for it.
The giant clone roared and gave chase.
Giuseppe frantically dodged as smaller bursts of hot light melted rocks around them. He was fighting not to panic. "I can't dodge this thing forever! I don't have any weapons that'll take it down! You have any suggestions, I'm all ears!"
Fake nodded. "It is dough, like us!" They yelled. "Tough, but if blown apart it may not hold together! If you throw me at it, I will distract it while you get up to speed, then you will ram it!"
"Are you out of your goddamn mind?!?" Giuseppe said. "It'll kill you! You're too weak! I'm not sacrificing you! I'm not sacrificing anyone! Not again!"
Fake grinned. "Do not worry! We have an idea! There will be no sacrifices today! Trust us!"
Giuseppe turned this head. Fake looked completely serious. "Promise me!"
"We promise!"
Giuseppe nodded, turned, and charged at the beast. He juked as it fired several small blasts at them - the smell of poisonous gas and hot rock was choking. As he ran past, he hurled Fake on the beast's back.
The creature warbled in surprise. Fake grabbed it by the sides of its grotesque head. "HUNGRY!" Fake yelled... and bit into the beast.
The giant shrieked as Fake began devouring its doughy flesh.
Giuseppe, still turning in the distance, heard the bloodcurdling cries. Whatever they're doing, that thing really doesn't like it! He dug down and pushed himself beyond his limits. His eyes turned wild. Not again! No sacrifices! NOT AGAIN!
The room shook. A sonic boom echoed as Giuseppe broke the sound barrier.
Seeing the shockwave, Fake leapt upwards. "Addio, abominio!"
Giuseppe flashed underneath, and the creature exploded.
Skidding to a stop, Giuseppe turned. The walls were laminated with burnt dough. The smell of bread was almost overwhelming.
Fake crouched on the ceiling, looking enormously pleased with themselves.
As Giuseppe panted and caught his breath, Fake dropped down beside him. He obviously was feeling better. "What... what did you do?"
Fake looked smugly at their fingernails. "We saw they were made of dough, like us, and realized... we could distract it and replenish ourselves at the same time. So we started eating it."
Giuseppe shivered. "That's... that's a bit fucked up, Fake."
"We know. Normally we wouldn't do such a thing anymore. But we would not have survived." Their expression turned serious. "Sometimes it is kill or be killed."
Giuseppe looked at Fake grimly. "True. Doesn't mean I like it."
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Brick picked her way through the rubble of the huge room, Vigilante on her back. "Better if can get a good view, right?" He'd said, and she'd seen the wisdom in it. Not that it had helped much, though. The room was so huge even Vigi's telescopic sight couldn't see the walls, or ceiling.
Brick considered. She might be a rat, but she absorbed everything she heard. She recalled something she'd heard someone discussing. "This place can be bigger on the inside - a lot bigger. You could fit a whole city on a floor of this place."
Seeing this, Brick believed it. Her senses were scrambled - it was telling her she was in a small room and outside at the same time. And nothing her nose told her made sense.
She was relying on the cheeseslime on her head to guide her.
Vigi scanned the terrain, looking for any clue of where to go or what to do. Every time he tried to use his Sight, he got dizzy. The images were confusing. Swear this place is designed to fuck with me. How am I supposed to aim when I can't damn well see right?
He closed his eyes, remembering his days with Grandpa John. Just close yer eyes and visualize, Vigert, his grandpa had said. He opened his eyes again... but things still felt just as distorted. He snorted. "Somethin' messing with me in here. How about you?"
Brick nodded. She was nervous, interacting with the cheeseslime. Like all of her kind, she loved cheese with a passion, even an obsession. But cheeseslimes were not food, they were people.
The smell was driving her crazy, even so.
Suddenly a strange device popped out of a rock nearby. "Gun!" Vigilante yelled.
Before Brick could react, it fired on her.
Brick doubled over in pain - her hunger had increased immensely. Food! FOOD!
Vigilante picked himself up from where he'd dove, hoping Brick would be able to get out of the way. He turned and saw her doubled over. "Ah, no," he said as he oozed up to her. "Where ya hit, girl-"
Suddenly Brick snapped at him. He jumped away. "What the hell?" He looked at her as she stared at him... Red eyes. She's droolin. Aw no... He remembered the Giant Rats, back in the Tower. They'd looked like that. Pizzahead had kept them hungry, and they'd eat anything. They especially liked Cheeseslimes. He'd had to put quite a few of them down. He'd hated doing it - they were just following their instincts - but they were a menace.
Brick had the same look they'd had. She advanced on him, slowly. Food, food!
He pulled his sidearm out and pointed it at her. He trembled. He hated putting down animals. Grandpa had always had to do it. It's a kindness, Vigert, he'd said. They're just a ball of pain and rage at that point. It's mercy.
But she's not an animal. "C'mon, girl," he said, "snap out of it! Don't make me do this!"
She continued stalking towards him. Food. Food. The thought filled her mind. So hungry. So tasty!
No! A tiny part of her screamed. Friend, not food! Not an animal!
Vigilante cocked the hammer of his pistol. He was trembling so hard, he wasn't sure he'd even hit, if he did shoot. "Brick! Please! DON' MAKE ME DO THIS!"
Brick paused. No. She shook her head.
Vigilante realized what the motion meant. "Yeah! Fight it, girl! Don't let it win!"
The inside of Brick's head was chaos.
Food FooD
NO
HuNGry
NO FRIEND
FEED KILL
NO
NO!
The red left her eyes.
Brick collapsed to the floor, writhing and squealing in agony. She thrashed around - her pained squeals made Vigi's heart ache. Then she started banging her head against a rock.
Vigi was horrified. He oozed over. "Stop! STOP! YER GONNA KILL YOURSELF!"
Brick looked up at him. There were tears in her eyes. Her expression said it all. Good. I want to die.
Vigi's heart clenched. "Naw, naw, girl. Don't be like that. You fought it. You beat it. You didn't let Pizzahead win." He patted her head. "You beat it."
She stared at him for several seconds. Then she squeaked piteously, and wrapped him up in a hug. Vigi felt tears dropping on his hat.
He patted her back. He was trembling. Damn you, Pizzahead. Damn you for what you almost made us both do.
Continued...
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Okay, but is it selfish to ask for one for each of the boys? I just can't choose between them because they're all so good, even our favourite manwhore Chitose! You can choose the prompt for each boy to make it easier, if that makes it less selfish!
hiii! and no, its not selfish at all! i wasn’t sure if you meant all of hmr or just the abc boys, so i just posted for the abc boys. if you want more members, or different prompts for the boys, dont hesitate to send another ask!
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❤ - What's something you feel like your muse needs to work on for a relationship to happen or for a relationship to be healthy? Do you think that's possible? Or is it something that'll likely never happen?
Akagi: he would have difficulty placing boundaries with some of his friends while he’s in a relationship tbh. in mor, we see that shouhei literally risks his life to rescue his friend from a dangerous gang by joining hmr. assuming that he does not have any romantic interest in her and that they don’t get together, one scenario i always like to entertain is what if he happened to be in a relationship then - how does his s/o feel that he was ready to throw his life away to save someone who’s just a friend? when he went to go attack the gang on his own, there was flashbacks showing his friend being all carefree about dating this dangerous guy and making this cheeky remark about shouhei will obviously come and save her if something goes wrong. so its easy to assume that her and shouhei have been close friends for a long time and that its common for him to do favors for her whenever she asks. if he’s in a relationship, that friendship will cause some problems bc i can’t see his s/o being okay with their man joining gangs to save another girl. i also think that based on what we saw on mor, shouhei’s friend wouldn’t even realize that she’s overstepping her boundaries (think of all those popular tiktoks and ig reels where girls post about their boyfriend’s girl ‘best friend’).
💐 - What small things go a long way for your muse? What small favors can someone do to get on their good side?
Bandou: it’s no secret that bandou has a huge inferiority complex. since childhood, he’s used to being looked over in favor of more interesting and attractive people, and not having a lot of people really check up on him. So when he finally finds his person, he’s pleasantly surprised at the small, intimate gestures he receives from them. Getting him a cup of coffee because they know he needs his caffeine boost after a long night of playing video games, cooking him a nutritious meal (because goddamn when was the last time bandou had vegetables), going out on a jog with him, cheering him on during his gaming tournament, etc. But what he really appreciates is when his partner knows how to set him straight. He would never admit to it, but Bandou knows that he can be arrogant ass sometimes, his insecurities getting the best of him. So a partner that is straight forward with him and calls him out on his shit actually gets a lot of respect. Although he would claim he wants someone soft and sweet, he likes it better when his partner challenges him, but still loves him with all of his flaws.
🍨 - What are expectations your muse has had about love that either was false or impossible to live up to?
Chitose: i think when he was younger, he had a more idealistic approach to love, especially when he was with his late girlfriend during high school. At the time, she seemed like she was his endgame and he was ready to tie the knot and start a family with her after high school; she would finish her studies in college while he would work some labor job and take care of her. But that dream of his takes a hit when he gets dumped, and then completely shatters when he finds out about her declining health. I also hc chitose to be from a broken family, so his late gf was his home and his safe space. When she first passes away, he starts getting angry, drinking himself into oblivion, sleeping around with different people, trying out illegal drugs. basically everything he promised he wouldn’t do. although he has calmed down a lot, he hasn’t healed and has a very jaded and skeptical view on love
🖤 - What's something that will instantly make them dismiss someone as a romantic partner
Dewa: hate to be that person but i see dewa to be veryyyy pretentious. He could find someone attractive and interesting enough to take out on a date, but get ready to bail once he hears them talk about the latest celebrity dating news, how they think their friend’s bf might be into them, how they’re team barbie instead of oppenheimer (#teambarbie4eva), etc. After spending so much time with Chitose (and a lot of the other hmr members) Dewa does not have enough patience for yet another dumb shallow, obnoxious person in his life, especially when he’s considering them as a potential romantic partner. He also finds it a major turn off when someone is promiscuous, and has no problem with casual hook ups. Dewa wants someone that he can have intellectual debates with, not another starbucks crazed bimbo.
🎀 - Do they aim to impress their partner often? If they do, how so?
Eric: I think Eric has a very shallow take on what it takes to make a healthy relationship. He has very limited experience in the romance department, so all of his knowledge are from cheesy old movies he was forced to watch and stories from some of the other hmr guys. So when he finds himself in a relationship, he ends up overexerting himself to impress his partner. Money being spent recklessly to buy expensive jewelry, afford expensive dates, and not enough being saved for his own necessities, etc. He believes that impressing his partner with materialistic objects will make them happy and not leave him
🍓 - Do dates matter to them? Do they often put a big focus on anniversaries, partners birthdays, Valentines day etc?
Fujishima: i see fuji as a very low maintenance type of guy tbh. He’s very sweet and caring, but he just doesn’t get why people make such a big deal about anniversaries. Fuji sometimes puts a little effort into celebrating his partner’s bday by buying pastry from a local bakery, but i can see him completely forgetting valentines and anniversaries. And it really depends on how his partner is like, but this can cause a lot of conflict in his relationships since his partner might think he’s not taking them seriously.
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Coffee and Violets (SUGA) CH7 - Yeongsun
(WARNING: A bit of angst.. not too bad but uh yeah you can skip that part! I'll write where it starts :])
(Your POV)
You curl up on the couch as tears spill from your eyes. I can't get anything right.
You closed the shop early today. There's no point in making coffee if it'll only taste cold. Rain patters against the window and you can't help but think it's the only one that cares.
A knock on the door interrupts your thoughts. You slowly open it.
"Hey Y/N!"
"Yeongsun? Why do you know where I live?"
"Your mom told me. She actually wanted me to drop this off," He holds up a bag with containers of food in it, "she wanted to give it to you herself, but she has been so busy."
"Ah. I missed mom's food." You take the bag from your old neighbor.
"So, how's it goin'? Living on your own."
You shrug, "Fine. I assume you still live next door to my old house?"
"Yep!" He chirps, "you look like you've been crying though. Is everything okay?"
"Yeah, just... lonely."
He thinks for a moment, "Well, it's late out now. What do you think of having lunch together tomorrow?"
You smile at his happy energy.
"That sounds good."
And that leads you to now. He took you out to eat for lunch. As sweet as he was, he kept slipping flirts into the conversation. He was a good guy, your mom certainly wanted you to date him, but you weren't interested.
But then again, what are you waiting for? Who are you waiting for?
I don't think he's coming.
"C'mon Y/N! Let's go into the flower shop! I'll buy you something pretty" he smiles.
"Huh?" You snap out of your daze, "Wait.. wait NO!"
(Yoongi POV)
"I'm sorry, Yoongs" Hoseok says.
"And her cafe is closed again today. She probably thinks I'm dating Minsoo or something, and I can't even tell her I'm not."
"I'm sure she'll be back soon enough." He comforts, "Besides, if she closed early and is gone again today, that most likely means it did hurt her. Meaning she did like you back."
"Yeah... maybe you're-" I'm interrupted by the ringing of the bell.
A guy comes in, pulling a girl with him over to the daisies. Y/N.
"You really don't need to buy me anything, Yeongsun! Let's go somewhere else" She awkwardly urged him.
Jealousy burns into my skin. All this time I thought she was upset at me. She wasn't even thinking about me. She was off with this Yeongsun guy, and to be honest? How could I even be mad? He seems to love her. He seems to treat her better than I could.
"Of course I'm buying you something! But I have to say Y/N," He pauses and meets her eyes, "I can't find the flower I'm looking for."
"What flower are you looking for?" She stammered.
"One prettier than you."
My hands grip the counter, knuckles turning white. "There isn't one" I mouthed.
"What was that?" Yeongsun turned to me.
"Nothing."
"Hmm," He picks up a bouquet of red roses, "This one is so pretty though. I love roses. What do you think?"
"It's pretty," She shrugged, "I've always loved more... unique flowers."
"What's the point in that? Roses are popular because they're pretty. And you deserve the best." He quipped. Her gaze flickers to me.
She gulps, "Yeah"
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"That'll be $14.95!" Hoseok smiled.
"and can we get that packaged up?"
"Yeongsun, it's fine. We don't need to."
"No no! I think we should." He grinned.
"Yoongi? Can you go get this wrapped up for them?" He passes me an apologetic look. I take the bouquet to the back, wrapping it in the plastic sleeve and the tag.
I always write some sort of poetry on the tag, for situations like these? Usually something lovey-dovey. And that seems like what Yeongsun asked for.
Once it's finished, I pass the roses to him.
He turns the tag over, reading it, "Aw, You belong with me, that's perfect! You do belong with me, Y/N!"
"I uh, I don't-"
"Let's go! We have more places to go on our date!" Yeongsun cheers. He hands her the roses and rushes her out the door.
(Your POV) [If you don't like angst you can skip to the next chapter :D]
"Yeongsun! Yeongsun!" You call as he drags you through the crowds, "slow down!"
"What? We have so many more places to go!"
"No.. I don't want to." You sighed.
"Why? Don't tell me it was because of that guy back there," He groans, "He was totally eying you"
"Yoongi?"
"Yeah, was that what his name was? You shouldn't talk to people like him. He seems like trouble."
He grabs your hand again and continues to lead you away from the flower store. Again, you force him to stop.
"Yeongsun, what is this all about? Why do you keep taking me places, or telling people we're on a date?"
He turns to you, "Isn't that what this is? You agreed to this."
"I agreed to hang out with you," you stumble back, "that didn't mean I wanted to go on a date with you. I don't like you that way, Yeongsun"
"C'mon Y/N, you don't have to pretend. I've heard what your mom tells me. You don't have a boyfriend, you hardly have friends, you spend all your time trapped up in that dumb cafe or writing your book. You keep living through old memories of your childhood, of us."
"I,.. what..." you murmur, "you thought that way?"
"We can all see it. You're afraid to try anything new because you don't want to see it fail," He brings a hand to your chin and forces your eyes to meet his, "I've loved you for a long time, Y/N. I know you love me too. Stop pretending"
"No I don't Yeongsun. Cut it out." You pull yourself away from him, stepping back a bit.
"You really don't like me?" He scoffs.
"No! I never did! I thought we were friends.."
"Oh..." He looks down, "W-We can still be friends, then?"
"I don't know. I don't... I don't think we can anymore" You drop the flowers and walk the opposite direction.
Next Chapter?
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HALLI GALLI: The High-Stakes Fruit Frenzy That'll Test Your Friendships

What Even IS This Fruit Chaos? Halli Galli is basically what happens when someone decides to combine snap, reaction time tests, and produce. The premise is ridiculously simple: players take turns flipping cards showing 1-5 fruits (bananas, strawberries, plums, or limes). The SECOND there are exactly five of any fruit type visible on the table, everyone makes a mad dash to slap the bell in the center.
First person to ring the bell? You win all the cards! Ring it when there's not exactly five fruits? You owe everyone a card. Whoever ends up with all cards wins!
Simple, right? WRONG. This game is psychological warfare disguised as a children's card game.
Why I'm Weirdly Passionate About This Game Listen, I've played a LOT of board games. Strategy games that take 4 hours to complete. RPGs with rulebooks thicker than my college textbooks. But there's something so refreshingly PRIMAL about Halli Galli.
It doesn't matter if you're a rocket scientist or a five-year-old - when that fifth banana appears, we're all just animals lunging for a bell. It's the great equalizer.
The Halli Galli Phenomenon: What Happens To People I've witnessed some truly bizarre behavior during Halli Galli sessions:
My super chill friend Dave literally DIVING across a coffee table My mom trash-talking like a pro gamer My usually timid niece developing lightning-fast reflexes and dominating us all Everyone developing a weird fixation on bananas The best part is watching someone's face when they THINK they see five fruits, slam the bell confidently, then realize their horrible mistake as everyone cheers their failure.
Why This Game Should Be Your Next Purchase Takes like 2 minutes to learn Games only last 15-20 minutes Portable enough for travel Works for ages 6 to 106 Excellent for breaking awkward social ice Weirdly good for improving concentration Teaches kids counting without them realizing they're learning The absolute JOY of beating your friends to the bell Pro Tips From An Obsessed Player Don't focus on your own cards - watch EVERYONE'S pile Develop a bell-slapping technique that doesn't injure others Position yourself strategically near the bell (but not TOO obvious) The bananas are the easiest to count quickly (trust me on this) Pace the card-flipping - speedy players get a huge advantage Don't wear rings unless you want to inflict pain When in doubt, SLAP (sometimes the penalty is worth it) The Emotional Rollercoaster You'll feel triumph, frustration, confusion, and hysterical laughter - sometimes all within 30 seconds. There's that magical moment when everyone simultaneously sees the five fruits, and the resulting bell-slapping pile-up feels like some primitive ritual.
Honestly? It's the perfect game for our short attention span era. No lengthy setup, no complex scoring, just pure, fruit-counting adrenaline.
Final Thoughts In a world of complex video games and VR experiences, there's something beautifully simple about gathering around a table and slapping a bell because you spotted five cartoon strawberries. It brings people together in the weirdest, most wonderful way.
So go grab Halli Galli, invite some friends over, and prepare for the most intense fruit-counting experience of your life. And when someone inevitably flips the table after a disputed bell ring, don't say I didn't warn you.
Anyone else played this chaotic masterpiece? What's YOUR Halli Galli horror story?
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